Friday, March 10, 2017

Kellyanne Conway voted "UGLIEST MAN ALIVE"! (Polls)

In an unscientific, but accepted by
White House, FOX News, and Alex Jones
standards, Kellyanne Conway has been
voted "UGLIEST MAN ALIVE" 
in polls conducted by this and 
other websites. 
Yes. Kellyanne was the runaway
winner in our annual 
"UGLIEST MAN ALIVE"
2017 contest.
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In related news, Jeff Sessions and
Sean Spicer have tied in the 
"UGLIEST WOMAN ALIVE"
category...
It should also be noted that 
Kellyanne finished 4th in this
category, being edged out by
Ann Coulter we find
in 3rd place.
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CONGRATULATIONS 
to Kellyanne, Jeff, Sean, and Ann
for their successes.
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We also can report that their boss
has been entered in the annual
"Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant"
(in absentia) and is polling
well at the moment, the results of 
which will be posted in June.
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J.

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