Friday, March 10, 2017

WHAT? "Trump BLOW-JOB Cafes"? Does GOD Approve?

AT YOUR NEARBY
~TRUMP BLOW-JOB CAFE~
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What? The Trump Organization owns
"BLOW-JOB CAFES"?
Hey...we don't know if he does or not.
We do know that such businesses are
reported to exist in the more
enlightened Netherlands
and other countries.
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But what difference does it make?
Trump does have business trademarks
for "TRUMP ESCORTS" and 
"TRUMP MASSAGE SERVICES"
in China, and perhaps other
nations where such businesses
are legal.
And they all translate to the 
same things. Don't they?
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So, if you find yourself in a place where
these things are legal, and you want
a bit of sex-play with your latte,
WHY NOT?
If you do, you may also want to
take your Bible with you.
Yes. Trump is a Christian.
And he has the wholehearted 
support of a number of evangelical
spokespeople and their supporters.
For example,
Franklin Graham 
says it "was the hand of God that
made Trump president" and preaches
the praises of "GOD'S CHOSEN"
for "GOD'S CHOSE."
And,
Pat Robertson 
tells us, "to be against Trump is to
be against the will of God."
So, Trump Christians, go on and
enjoy your credit card 
"Blow-Jobs" while
knowing 'your heart' is 
'right with GOD'.
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~"SILENCE is CONSENT"~
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J.

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