Sunday, May 28, 2017

What? Melania Reportedly Shopping for Coffins in Italy?

Does Melania know something
we don't?
There have been a number of 
varying unsubstantiated reports
 that Melania was seen 
shopping for coffins during 
her recent visit to the Vatican.
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It was also reported that she was
partial to the 24 ct gold 
"GONE-FOREVER and EVER and EVER" 
models accented with Faberge Eggs.....
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The Pope did make a passing 
mention to the family that
Italian coffin craftsmen
make the finest resting vessels
in the world, according
to some reports.
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~Credit article concept to a 
"CAPTION THIS" contestant...
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