Thursday, August 31, 2017

U.S. Treasury Approves the New "Trump $20.00 Bill"~

AND HERE IT IS...
PERFECT for AMERICA
in the 21st CENTURY!
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VP Mike Pence Shares a Moment of Reflection with His Evangelical Base~

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PUSSIES for JESUS
support this message...
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~Contributed by
'Soon Mother...it will be soon.'
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Referencing Hurricane Harvey --- CHARLIE HEBDO Exclaims: GOD EXISTS!

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The Literal Translation reads:
"GOD EXISTS! He drowned all the
NEO-NAZIS in TEXAS!"
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"I Never look back because I'm not going that way."

"I suppose there's a message in this
somewhere, after all, 
LIFE is a PRETZEL!"
Isn't it?
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Trump Visit to Hurricane Harvey a COMMERCIAL SUCCESS!

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Melania says:
"We bring them perfume and cupcakes."
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PERFUME?
...with secret scents found only 
in RUSSIA.
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CUPCAKES?
Baked in the finest Evangelical 
Ovens in Alabama.
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"Be sure to get yours before the 
HURRICANE HARVEY SALE ENDS!
"Our perfume (a $20.00 value) is just $5.00!
"And the Cupcakes are $4.50 a dozen
with one extra bonus FREE cupcake!" 
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Wednesday, August 30, 2017

About Trump - "Now...you didn't hear this from me...but...

"...just so you know, 
TWITTER changed TRUMP'S
mind, NOT GOD!"
You don't think God told him to
paint his face orange and dye
his hair Betty Grable blond,
do you?
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What Regular Republican Guys Like Me Know...

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Here's a Real Photo of Trump getting Painted Orange~


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'He's ready for his close-ups,
Mr. DeMille.'
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Meanwhile, in
Brad Pitt World...
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Brad Pitt asks....

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"I can't say that."
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2017: Hurricane Harvey Trivia with Joel Osteen and Other Minor Players~

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And then it got worse. Much more worse.
More and more and MORE RAIN.
Scores dead and unaccounted for...30,000 
and counting needing shelter.
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There is, however, trivia to report:
But first,
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Also, on August 27, President
Trump tweeted "Good Luck"
to soon to be victims.
And that was IT.
"GOOD LUCK!"
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And then, on Tuesday, while on 
their way to begin an early
Labor Day vacation, the Trumps
made a brief stop at the perimeter
of the flood zone. 
To their delight and surprise, 
Melania gave those in charge of  
rescue operations perfume, 
chocolate and chewing gum.
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Meanwhile, Vice President 
Pence had higher ambitions...
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Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Andrew "Freddie" Flintoff Reveals Why he Wears a "FitBit" During Sex~

Too much information?
Former "Cricketer" Freddie Flinthoff
was recently outed by his wife
when she confided in a magazine
interview that Freddie often wears a
FitBit during their intimate moments.
Accordingly, Freddie has responded
as to why he's adopted 
this practice.
He's says that he wears it because 
he wants to burn at least 4,000 calories a
day. He did, however, stop short in
saying how many calories he burns
during his "In-flagrant-delecto"
moments, or stretches of 
time as each case may be.
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So...what's a FitBit?
It's an "activity-tracker".
FitBits tell you your heart beat rate
and calories burned during certain
activities, and a lot more depending
on the model you have.
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Melania Trump Visits Hurricane Harvey Flood Victims!

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"They love my shoes."
"I here to help. I bring perfume and
chocolates and wigley sparmint gum."
"I bring extra shoes case I
need some."
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Trump to Texas Flood Victims: "What a Crowd...what a Turnout!" 'People Love Me!'

Why are we NOT SURPRISED?
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Meanwhile, 14 are confirmed dead
with scores unaccounted for,
and 30,000+ are homeless!
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The Dalai Lama Answers this Question: What is LOVE?

"LOVE is the absence of judgement."
                                    - Dalai Lama
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And the Dalai Lama has a
sense of humor...
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And about his religion?
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~Contributed by 
WebWorld Christian Ministries
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A White Supremacist Website Asks: Do you think President Trump DESERVES More Respect than He's Getting?

YES! YES! YES!
A 1,000 TIMES YES!
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In fact we are trying to save him from
EXTINCTION!
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YES!
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