Tuesday, January 31, 2017

A Tech CEO Says: "Rest easy people"..Trump will be assassinated Soon! (See the full text)

~OUTRAGE!!!
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Today there is loud complaint from the
Trumpsters over the above remarks.
We do, however, recall no such
outrage when the Trump-Evangelicals
were repeatedly calling on their "flocks" to
'Pray to God for the death of President Obama.'
We suspect they were to busy praying
to be bothered.
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The author, Ted Cornblum, has since
apologized for his careless remarks.
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J.

Paul Ryan - Mitch McConnell Share a MEDICAL MYSTERY~

(PAUL RYAN (Left) - MITCH Mc CONNELL)
Medical experts from around the 
world express their amazement 
and share their puzzlement 
by the fact that
both men can stand upright
without SPINES.
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Reported by
Andy Borowitz...
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J.

Trump vs. Christ -Things they Said...

There are Christians, and there are 
Evangelicals (aka Trump Christians).
This video shows us the stark
differences between Christianity
and "Trumpism".
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J.

FACT: Trump Shares 98% of His Genes with Pigs!

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Yes, folks. It is a Science Fact that
Donald Trump 
SHARES 98% of HIS GENES WITH PIGS!
And so do ALL HUMANS.
According to 
and other reputable medical media
THIS IS A SCIENCE FACT!
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We chose Trump as our case on
point subject because some 
humans resemble and act like
pigs more than others.....
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J.

"God Made Donald Trump President" - Franklin Graham

YES! Evangelist Franklin Graham
made the above and other grandiose
remarks about Donald Trump's
"presidency"
on FOX CHANNEL'S Lou Dobbs
B-list Show a few weeks ago.
It was the 'hand of GOD directly 
intervening that made him president.
Graham postulated.
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And, in fact, Franklin has also been 
supporting and praying for Trump's
"pussy-grabbing morally corrupt ass"
almost from the beginning. 
And because of his 
'KISS TRUMP ASS' positioning, 
Graham prayed to 
The Republican God in Trump's
behalf at the inauguration 
on January 20th.
We suspect he won't be praying 
for a reduction of Trump's 
temper-tantrum propensities
over TV skit parodies 
any time soon. 
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Franklin Graham ... CHRISTIAN?
OXYMORON?
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J.

Would YOU Take a Bullet for TRUMP? Secret Service Agent Kerry O'Grady Says "NO"!

Agent Kerry O'Grady is the Chief 
Denver, Colorado Secret Service Agent.
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A while back Agent O'Grady wrote her
feelings about Trump, saying 
she would "not take a bullet" for him.

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Today Ms. O'Grady is on disciplinary
leave from her job. 
Do you support her?
Would YOU TAKE a BULLET for TRUMP?
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In related news, just a few weeks ago
Trump's doctor of many years was
more circumspect about Trump's 
life and was reported as saying,
(Harold Bornstein, M.D.)
"So...he's 70...if he dies he dies. 
That's what Vice Presidents 
are for..."
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A bullet for Trump?
'That's silly.'
'Who would be THAT STUPID?!'
SUPPORT KATIE!
WE DO!
And we wouldn't take a bullet
for Trump either.

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J.

Trump Orders LGBT Workplace Rights to Continue as President Obama Ordered in 2014? (See the Press Release)

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The following "White House Press Release"
was found in today's news feed.
Do you trust it?
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Time will tell...
J.

Monday, January 30, 2017

White Christian Pro-Trump Fanatic Kills 6 - Injures 8 at Quebec Mosque!

Today Alexandre Bissonet, 27, is
in custody charged with the 
killing of 6 and injuring 8 Muslim
worshipers during a prayer
meeting at a Quebec Mosque
last night.
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Although this event is being treated
as an act of terrorism, and the suspect
is said to have admitted the crime
(because his "conscience hurt"),
little else is known.
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The following information was
found on his facebook page
that has since been taken down.
There was also significant content
found from the
"Reasonable Faith" website that
appears to possibly be of 
radical evangelic content.
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Also these photos were found
on the suspects facebook page.
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And so today we have yet 
another (confessed)
"KILLER for CHRIST"
Pro-Trump fanatic in custody. 
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 Trump has, so far, remained
silent in this matter which is
not surprising.
~SILENCE is CONSENT~
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J.

American Democracy Functions UNDER the Rule of Law... (See the UPDATE Below Article)

...without the Rule of Law 
Democracy is NOTHING.
Yesterday, Courts across the land
issued stays on Trumps discriminatory
executive orders against a religion.
Donald Trump has defied these
orders of the Court.
TODAY, AMERICA IS
NOTHING!
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UPDATE: To his credit, this afternoon
 Trump did kneel to the court's orders
 as required under the law of the land. 
His hastily gadfly written executive
order is clearly unconstitutional
on it's face. Such is easily recognizable
even by first year law students.
And in breaking news Trump has 
just fired the acting Attorney General
after she told him her office would
NOT DEFEND his unconstitutional
emigration order because it is
legally indefensible
It should noted that Attorney General's
swear to uphold the U.S. Constitution,
and nothing else which she was doing 
in her statement. It is also within
the President's authority to
fire the Attorney General.
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J.

Hitler was NOT an Atheist!

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Christianity Owns Hitler!
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Republican Jesus Likes This....so...
...party with Hitler!
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J.

Mexico Offers Asylum to 300,000 Syrian Refugees? MORE...

...refugees to be sheltered along
the borders of Arizona, Texas
and Mexico.
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Special consideration will be given to
those refugees with experience in
constructing 21-foot ladders.
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Meanwhile in Canada, government 
officials confirm their commitment to
welcoming 100,000 plus 
Syrian refugees.
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Does this mean America will be 
constructing a wall between Canada
and the U.S.?
Along a 2000-mile border at a 
taxpayer cost of 
more than $1-Trillion?
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Although a White House Executive Order
violating the Constitutional Rights of
10's of thousands of emigrants now
living in the U.S.....
...as of today all Americans can feel
safer in that  the Trump Administration 
has successfully barred Syrian
terrorists from entering
U.S. borders.
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What would Jesus do?
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J.

Good Job, TRUMP! Good JOB!

Thank you, Mr. President!
With your executive order violating the 
Constitutional Rights of more than
one-half million legal American residents,
you have also successfully barred this 
Syrian Muslim Terrorist
from our homeland.
We may, however, need to kill him
later on. But right now Americans feel
much more safe.
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Fortunately, we never have to 
worry about this one.
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What would Jesus do?
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GOOD JOB!
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J.

Sunday, January 29, 2017

Remember when America Had a Responsible, Respected and Sane President?

It wasn't that long ago...
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REMEMBER?
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J.

These are the Numbers of Americans Killed Annually by Category~


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(Click on Image to Enlarge)
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~Just keeping a perspective~
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~Credit image capture to
Sam Tyler - David Vavrek,
Indiana
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J.