Thursday, April 12, 2018

Is America's New GMO Chicken Suitable for Frying?

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After careful testing, the FDA advises
this new GMO variety decomposes
into a 'goo-like' substance when fried.
However, it looks better 
when baked.
This new product is not recommended
for consumption. But for those really
hungry, removing the chicken from
it's hazard wrapper, throwing
the chicken in the garbage, and THEN
eating the wrapper is the best bet.
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As a point of interest, 
this chicken is selling well in 
Russia and among American 
oligarchs as pets.
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