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Sexy Banned Ads Too Racy for the Print Media? Photos--You be the Judge! (Photos)

2012-02-15T20:36:00.000-08:00

This Ad was Banned for Being too Racy in February 2012

All ads in this article have been banned from the print media for one reason or another.

Take a look for yourself and you be the judge.

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This ad was banned in November 2011 Because it exploited Women too much

This Ad was Banned because the Model was too Skinny

This Ad was unacceptable because a woman sitting rail tracks set a bad example

This Julia Roberts Ad was banned because the air brushing went over the top

Like the previous Ad, too much air brush! Banned!

First, we were surprised the advertising industry had any standards at all. Also, in our opinion these banned ads just weren't very good in the first place.

Your thoughts?
J.

Tim Tebow! SAY "YES" to JAMIE WALDEN'S INVITATION! Forget Katy Perry and Kim Kardashian! Jamie IS the Real Deal!

2012-02-15T07:15:00.000-08:00

Tim Tebow

Hey Tim!

Forget about Katy Perry and Kim Kardashian. These women are NOT for you!

Say "YES" to Jamie Walden's invitation to her Military Ball!

Jamie Walden

Jamie is a young woman of substance. Just see her video again and you'll find her a charming, funny, pretty, interesting and loyal human being. More importantly, you and Jamie share the same high values and standards that make you both the perfect couple and ready for the world.

Say "YES", Tim! Jamie Walden just maybe the woman for YOU!

J.

Meet U.S. Congressman John Mica (R-Florida 7th District): Proposes Legislation to Strip Workers of Wage and Benefit Protections! A "Less for You-More for 'Them' Kinda Guy"!

2012-02-15T06:12:00.000-08:00

Rep. John Mica (R-Fla.)

Meet U.S. Congressman John Mica (R-Florida): Just a "LESS for YOU, MORE for 'THEM' Kinda Guy"!

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John Mica is a career politician.

After serving in Florida's State Legislature for a number of years, Mica was elected to the U.S. House of Representatives in the 7th District in Florida in 1992, and has been there ever since.

John Mica is married, lists his religion as Episcopalian and currently serves as Chairman of The House Energy, Transportation and Infrastructure Committee.

Mica recently introduced legislation (called a 'technical correction') to modify the 'Fair Labor Standards Act of 1938' (FLSA) that would strip American workers of 'pay protections' which would include minimum wage and overtime protection.

Mica's 'technical correction' is under the heading of Provision 6602 within the FLSA and specifically targets rail workers at the moment.

John Mica

Is it not time for the people of Florida's 7th District to take John Mica out of office in the upcoming election cycle and do themselves and a rest of us a favor?

The special interests he works for are clearly not the 'special interests' of those who elected him, but rather those who paid him in one way or another to push workers further down the economic ladder so that a few corporate types can climb higher on it.

J.

Dining on Rat Meat! A Thailand Delicacy! (Warning: Graphic Photo)

2012-02-15T06:03:00.000-08:00

Do you have a special occasion dinner coming up?

How about something really special? The new dining delicacy in Thailand. ROASTED RAT!

How do you like yours? Rare? Medium? Well done?
Would you care for some Rat Soup? A Rat Salad? How about a Rat pudding for dessert?

The BBC is reporting the new dining rage in Thailand is Roasted Rat and sells for more than chicken or pork in fine restaurants at about $6. a rat.

In some of the finer dining venues one can 'pick the rat of their choice' for their dining pleasure. Following is a photo of a tray of Roasted Rats!

Your Choice?

Well, you were warned!

J.

Thomas Mills, 74, Arrested for Prostitution in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina! + 83 Year Old Ben Dawson Arrested in Iowa for Alleged Prostitution! (Mug Shots)

2012-02-15T05:25:00.000-08:00

Thomas Mills, 74, Mug Shot

Is there something in the water? Has global warming given us yet some new side effect we don't understand? Are senior citizens so strapped for cash that some are 'street walking' and turning tricks?

Maybe the answer to all of these questions is 'yes'.

The Smoking Gun is reporting that earlier this week Thomas Mills, 74, was arrested in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina on prostitution charges after he offered 2 men 'sex for cash' and the possibility of 'a friend' joining them in 'the fun.

Unfortunately for Mills, and the anonymous 'friend', the 2 men solicited were undercover Myrtle Beach police officers. Thus we have the above mug shot.
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Ben Clifford Dawson

Meanwhile, the Smoking Gun is also reporting that 83 year old Ben Clifford Dawson, a resident of Centerville, Iowa and a candidate for City Council of that city was arrested for alleged prostitution charges on November 3, 2011.

It seems Dawson approached acquaintance Malissa Drew who owed Dawson some money and she was propositioned for a reduction of her debt if she would submit to unspecified sexual acts. It is also reported he grabbed her and kissed her on the neck.

It seems one is never too old to be involved in a sex scandal when politics is involved. Dawson is a Republican.

J.

Westminster BEST in Show 2012: Malachy The Pekingese Wins TOP DOG Competition!

2012-02-14T21:17:00.000-08:00

Malachy

Meet Malachy, the Pekingese who just won the 'TOP DOG' award at Westminster 2012!

Need more be said?

J.

Shark Eats Another Shark-WHOLE! (A 'Violent Act of Nature' Photo Just Released by National Geographic)

2012-02-14T14:02:00.000-08:00

Photo by Daniela Ceccarelli of Australia's Research Council of Excellence for Coral Reef Studies

National Geographic has just released this soon to be 'classic photo' of a Wobbegong Shark (aka Carpet Shark) eating a Bamboo Shark whole!

This violent act of nature was caught in the above photo by Daniela Ceccarelli as she and a team of scientists were recently conducting a census of the reefs off the coast of Australia.

From another point of view this photo also tells the story of the nature of the American political scene at the moment, does it not? Sort of like what 'The Raging Grannies of South Florida are doing to Congressman Allen West?

J.

Football Coach Paul Withee Resigns after Posting Nude Photo on Facebook + Basketball Coach Timothy Wolf, 65, Found Nude at a Public Park with 17 year old Girl! (Photos)

2012-02-14T06:03:00.000-08:00

Paul Withee

Coming from the "stupid file", we must ask, 'what in the world were these guys thinking'--if they were thinking at all!

It seems an Oxford, Maine High School Football Coach, Paul Withee, 'inadvertantly' placed a 'full frontal' photo of himself on Facebook which was intended for a specific person, but somehow went public.

Withee resigned his teaching job after a parent of a student he coached complained to school authorities. Withee has removed his picture the social network as of this writing.

Timothy Wolf

THEN, last Sunday afternoon, Middle School boys gym teacher, Timothy Wolf, 65, has taken early retirement from his job after being found at an Indianapolis Public Park in his 2010 Chrysler 300 completely nude and 'arroused' according to the police report with a 17 year old girl.

The girl, who was not arrested, is reportedly an employee at a local Subway Sandwich shop owned by Wolf. We suspect Wolf's defense will include that he was giving his employee a 'job performance' evaluation.

We can't make this stuff up, folks. But we can report it.

J.

Atheist Billboard in Texas Causes Furor! (Photo)

2012-02-14T03:48:00.000-08:00

Atheist Billboard Not Welcome in Dallas?

This Atheist Billboard planned for Dallas has Texas Christian religious leaders pissed, big time.

Can the boys with sheets over their heads be far behind?

J.

Was Ronald Reagan Baptized Into the Mormon Church AFTER His Death? A New 'Baptism of the Dead'Controversy Erupts!

2012-02-13T21:51:00.000-08:00

Given Mormon Religion rules that condone and encourage the "Baptism of the Dead" into their faith, new controversy and question has arisen about former President Ronald Reagan being 'inducted' into the Mormon Halls of posterity.

The Mormons keep good records of their membership and baptisms. Especially of those baptized AFTER their deaths, as a number of Jewish organizations found out recently. Unbeknown to Jewish families and organizations, 100's of thousands of deceased Jews (many of which were holocaust victims) have been baptized into the Mormon faith. Those records can be found on the Internet.

Albert Einstein

It is also not unusual for the Mormon Church to baptize historical luminaries into Mormonism. Gautama Buddha and Albert Einstein were baptized posthumously as records provide.

When baptizing members posthumously, family members of those baptized are not usually notified or even asked about the procedure.

Now given Mormon political aspirations for their presidential candidate, and some 'buzz-leaks' in Salt Lake City, there is speculation that Ronald Reagan has been baptized into the Mormon Faith.

We're not sure how Nancy is reacting to the idea that 'Ronnie' may be a Mormon in the afterlife, and there has been little coming from the politicos who enjoy evoking Reagan as if he was Christian divinity. So we'll leave these issues to another time.

We simply find the 'Baptism of the Dead' ritual an interesting concept and quite contrary to Christian dogma. And when these things enter contemporary politics as they have now, this is a story we want to follow.

J.

Rick Santorum: Some Medical Advice for this Candidate and Other GOP Presidential Hopefuls! Is there a Connection Here with The Republican War on Women?

2012-02-13T20:37:00.000-08:00

A physician friend of this blog has offered some medical advice for Rick Santorum and the other Republican candidates for the GOP Presidential nomination.

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Rick Santorum

-Rick Santorum: Put him on Birth Control Medication immediately to regulate his periods. He clearly is suffering from estrogen-testosterone deficiency and/or imbalance thereby causing certain arrhythmic brain functioning sequences. Should this regimen fail, an exorcism may be in order.

(As a comment, we can't help but note that Rick has cast himself as 'the Jesus' candidate. Jesus taught LOVE. So, why does Santorum argue for HATE? Especially against women. Santorum argues for women's bodies to be regulated (by men under law. Why is Rick Santorum warring against women?)

Newt/Calista Gingrich

-Newt Gingrich: A hysterectomy is clearly in order to correct this candidates gastric-intestinal tract. Note the bloat.

(By his behavior and actions Newt must HATE women in general. Otherwise he would have treated his wives differently and not been at war with them.)

Ron Paul

-Ron Paul: Botox could provide some assistance here. Although a "TURP" and diapers are probably his next medical steps in his longevity process. Not having his medical records, has embalming fluid been the treatment of choice in the past?

(Although Ron Paul says he's for across the board "freedom" without regulation on just about everything, how does his stance on women's "freedom of choice" balance with his position about contraception and abortion? It doesn't. Why does he war against women?)

Rick Perry (L.)-Mitt Romney (C.)-Herman Cain (R.)

-Mitt Romney: Wood is not treatable from a medical science point of view. Call a tree doctor.

(When he was a Governor, Romney was for women's freedoms and rights. Now he is warring against women by taking women's control over their own bodies. Why?)

Rick Perry

-Although Rick Perry and Herman Cain have left the race, for Perry gender reassignment might be in order. Further tests are recommended. However, his effeminate hand and arm gesturing while speaking in 3 octave voice inflections in the same sentence, as have been noted during his debate debacles, are suggestive that counseling, medication and possible surgery would be in a prognosis for recovery or arrest of his condition.

Herman Cain

As for Herman Cain, it is suggested that he masturbate more instead of compromising himself and scaring unsuspecting women with his furtive sexual gestures. A man of his age might be using Staten medications currently and some negative drug interactions (especially with Viagra) can be a result.

Mutiny at the Vatican? A Coup d'etat in the Making? Are The Popes Days Numbered?

2012-02-13T12:37:00.000-08:00

Are His Days Numbered?

Is the Vatican experiencing their own "ARAB SPRING"? A Coup d'etat of sorts? A MUTINY? Are the Popes days numbered? Has the Pope already been deposed and under 'house arrest?

Information about trouble, real trouble in the Vatican is spreading worldwide at Internet speed today that 'Mutiny at the Vatican' is happening now.

It seems the corruption of this Pope's reign has caught up with him and that some of the younger cardinals and and other Church authorities are moving fast to salvage what they perceive as 'thier' severely damaged institution.

The most recent prostitution scandal and criminal investigations carried out by the Rome Police that was found to be in the heart of the Vatican itself combined with ongoing sexual child abuse allegations, payouts and cover-ups have fallen directly at the Pontiff's feet.

Has He Already Been Deposed?

Add to this fundamental Catholic dogma disagreements (from within) and basic direction for the The Church being challenged in the areas of contraception, marriage and re-marriage, homosexual issues gay and intrusions into the internal politics of the European countries and the America's, and an overthrow of the Pope looks like it could happen.

Our question is, 'has it already happened and how will this story be spun to it's one billion members and the rest of the world?'

Stay tuned. There is certainly more to come.

J.

Romney Wins Maine Caucus with 2,190 Votes! Republicans AND Mormons Repudiate Their Candidates!

2012-02-12T09:24:00.000-08:00

GOP Republican Presidential Nominee Hopeful Mitt Romney Wins Maine Caucus with 2,190 Votes!

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But there is a much bigger story here. That story being the Lack of Enthusiasm for any Republican presidential contender. The Maine caucus (which is a week long process of voting) found less than 6,000 republicans even showed up to vote.

Mitt Romney

Even more startling news for Romney is the fact that Maine has 10,350 Mormon residents with more than 7,000 eligible to vote. His VOTE TOTAL was only about 30% of that!

Last week, the Colorado, Missouri and Michigan primaries demonstrated similar dismal Republican voter turnouts.

Is there a message here?

We think so. And that message is more than a lack of enthusiasm. It's REPUDIATION of the Republican Party and it's ill advised repeated assaults on Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid, Veterans Benefits, the Middle Class and Women

Sarah Palin Character Fights Moon Nazi's in New "IRON SKY" Movie/Fights Against 'Freedom' at CPAC 2012!

2012-02-12T08:55:00.000-08:00

Coming to a theater near you on April 4, 2012, and just in time for Easter, comes IRON SKY, a Sci-Fi-thriller-comedy based on the "what if" conjecture that Sarah Palin is the U.S. President in the year 2018.

The story line begins in 1945 as a group of Nazis flee Germany and travel to the dark side of the Moon where they set up a colony and continue their scientific genius with the idea of returning to Earth and conquer it.

When the Nazis do return, and find a President Palin, anything can and does happen.
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Meanwhile, The Conservative Political Action Committee (CPAC) 2012, just concluded it's annual conference in the nations Capitol with Sarah Palin delivering the keynote address to the thunderous approval of participants who didn't have a clue as to what they were approving.

Sarah Palin

Just to recap, CPAC continued it's 39 year tradition of "FREEDOM is BAD" rhetoric and trying to convince themselves that moving backward to the dark ages is the 'right' thing for America in the old "John Birch Society" tradition.

Sarah followed the Party-Line with her "keyNOT' speech, collected her check and went to the movies.

Creepy Girls Like CPAC

Although IRON SKY looks like a stinker, it will doubtless have more substance and entertainment value than anything coming from the Republican Party this year and it's 'speakers bureau' in the forms of the their presidential contenders.

J.

Whitney Houston Dead! (1963-2012) (Update: Details of Death Emerge! Last Photo Shows a Desheveled/Disoriented Houston!)

2012-02-11T19:30:00.000-08:00

Whitney Houston Pictured Just Hours Before Her Death

(Update February 13, 2012: Today new details are emerging about pop star Whitney Houston's death.

In this last photo of Houston (above) Houston is shown in the early morning hours of the day she died leaving The Tru Night Club in L.A. According to observers she was sweaty, had blood running down her leg, was belligerent and had just been in an altercation with a FACTOR X contestant inside the club.

Although the cause of death won't be officially noted until toxicology reports are completed, suicide has been mentioned. But cause of death was most likely an accidental combination of ingesting alcohol with prescription drugs. Most likely Xanex.

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Whitney Houston (1963-2012)

Whitney Houston found dead at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills!

Kristen Foster, Houston's publicist announced just moments ago that Houston had passed. Cause of death is unknown at this time, but time of death was confirmed a 3:45 pm today.

Foster said the last song the artist sang was, "Yes, Jesus Loves Me."

Rest in Peace, Whitney Houston.

The War on Women +The Republican 2012 Presidential Candidates = A Poster worth 1,000's of Words!

2012-02-11T08:50:00.000-08:00

From a Guest Contributor comes THIS Poster Essay about Women's Reproductive Rights, worth 1,000's of words.

There IS A WAR on WOMEN in America! Make no mistake about it. The Republicans want to regulate women's bodies, specifically your breasts, vagina's and uterus's. This Poster says it all.

J.

Snails having Sex? Slugs Too? Penguins? How Do They Do IT? California Academy of Sciences New Exhibit Shows Us! (Photos)

2012-02-11T07:44:00.000-08:00

Banana Slugs in Cunnilingus

Have you ever wondered how slugs and snails have sex?

Well, we haven't either. But this hasn't stopped the California Academy of Sciences in San Francisco from explicitly showing snails, slugs and other creatures in the ecstasy of cunnilingus in their latest exhibition.

(Just for 'drill', do these Banana Slugs (above) bare any resemblance to Newt and Calista Gingrich. Just a thought.)

"Unique Mating Habits of Animals--See How They Do IT" exhibit is currently the main attraction at The Academy of Sciences.

At left we have regular, garden variety snails "doinIT" right out in the open. And we thought they were fundamentalist Christians.

The Penguins at right don't seem to be doing anything. Are they 'gay-Mormons'?

And what about these Splashing Tetras? This is S-E-X? Would Rick Santorum approve?

Well, there's a whole lot more at the California Academy of Sciences where one might find some real education in the subject matter.

....And Don't Forget the K-Y! We're referring to the politicians mentioned in this article, not the exhibition which promises to be entertaining AND educational.

CPAC 2012! Annual Right Wing 'Profit Engineering' Conference Underway in Nation's Capitol! With Anorexic Ann Coulter Telling Clinton Ejaculation Jokes!

2012-02-10T13:26:00.000-08:00

The annual Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) is underway in the nations Capitol this week with 5,500 members in attendance along with about 1,200 press people.

This is CPAC's 39th annual meeting that ostensibly shares political strategies and 'conservative' plans for a better, more productive America, while it's 'elite power broker' members meet behind closed doors to retool and engineer their short term and long term corporate "profit plans".

Ann Coulter

An anorexic Ann Coulter is present once again for a comic relief speech (that wasn't) in support of Mitt Romney for President with laces of Bill Clinton jokes about his ejaculating on the Constitution.(Lewd.) So, there is nothing new about this years conference.

Jim De Mint

Also in attendance are Tea Party favorites Sen. Jim De Mint (R-SC), Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Florida) along with Rep. Allen West (R-Florida). Sarah Palin will deliver the conference Key Note address later today.

With the exception of Ron Paul, the other presidential candidates are showing their conservative credentials to this 'special needs' audience.

It's Obama in 2012!

Now here's the secret no one is talking about. The Republican hierarchy is conceding 2012 to Obama and putting their resources toward saving some of their members of the House seats and taking control of the Senate. Governor Chris Christie will be the Republican standard bearer in 2016. And how is this possible?

The Billionaire Koch Brothers, GE and other select corporations, Grover Norquist and other 1% types have been signaling these events to happen for months now.

So all the hoopla and dingle berry dancing that we see now and will see til next November is just that. Hoopla!

The CPAC finishes it's work for this year tomorrow night.

J.

World Press Photo of the Year Award (2011)! Samuel Aranda Honored for THIS 'ARAB SPRING' Picture!

2012-02-10T07:51:00.000-08:00

Congratulations are in order for Spanish photographer Samuel Aranda for this compelling 'ARAB SPRING' photo shot for the New York Times on October 15, 2011, in a Mosque in Sanaa, Yemen.

The World Press Association awarded Aranda it's 'PHOTO of the YEAR' award today.

J.

The Catholic Church! The U.S. Health Care Contraception Rule! The Truth! An Irate American Citizen Speaks Out!

2012-02-09T23:57:00.000-08:00

Pope Benedict

From an irate Guest Contributor:

We start this article with some questions. How can any thinking person respect and/or trust this man? What credibility does he have? What does the Catholic Church have to offer people other than social control and submission to an institution that has proven itself to be corrupt through centuries of history?

Does this man embody and personify corruption and criminality in today's world? This man who has covered up the enormous worldwide sexual child abuses of HIS CHURCH, which have been ongoing for decades.

Who IS this man to call the President of the United States into any question about American law either directly or through surrogates?

Today, U.S. Cardinal-Designate Dolan said, "Obama needs to stop intruding into the internal life of THE CHURCH", in referring to the so-called "contraception rule" in current U.S. law.

The "contraception rule" simply provides that employees must be provided "contraception coverage" in their employer health plans. If employees don't want medical contraception services they don't have to take advantage of them. If YOU don't want to take birth control medication, don't take it! But don't impose The Church's ignorant and stupid edicts to thinking people, be they of the Catholic faith or not.

Accordingly, an 'American citizens' reply to Cardinal Dolan, The Pope and The Catholic Church might be, THE CATHOLIC CHURCH needs to stop intruding into the 'internal life' of the U.S. Government!

This is a developing article with much more to be written very soon.........

Stay tuned!

Editor's comments to follow.

J.

U.S. Marine Unit SS/Nazi Flag with American Flag in Afghanistan Brings International Furor! (PHOTO)

2012-02-09T20:16:00.000-08:00

U.S. Marine SS (Nazi) Flag in Afghanistan (September 2010): Taylor Jerom

This (Pentagon Legitimatized) photo of U.S. Marines proudly standing with 'their flags' has surfaced on the Internet

and is causing an International furor.

The Pentagon reports that they have been aware of it since last September and have taken 'appropriate steps in the matter'.

Your comments?

Startling! Macauly Culkin Today! Disturbing Photo of The Child Star!

2012-02-09T10:12:00.000-08:00

Macauly Culkin, 31, NYC February 2012

From a Guest Contributor comes this disturbing photo of Macauly Culkin, 31, former child star of the 'HOME ALONE' movies.

Macauly Culkin in Healthier Times

Sometimes we find stories that require little comment. This is one of them.

J.

Religious War in America!The Republican Primaries! Christians Draw Blood in the Heartland! Mormon Romney Wounded in Battle!

2012-02-08T08:10:00.000-08:00

Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich

There is blood on the Republican religious political battlefields this morning!

Did Mitt Romney get his 'Magic Mormon Underwear' singed last night or what? Did Rick Santorum make Romney his bitch in last nights Republican primaries? Mormon Romney has lost Minnesota, Missouri and Colorado to 'baby JESUS' Christian Rick Santorum!

Who? 'The Republican candidate for America's president who flies over the coo-coo's nest', Rick Santorum, the evangelical Catholic, as he describes himself to twilight zoned out Christian zealots, has emptied Newt Gingrich's colostomy bag all over Romney and rubbed his face in it with a Ron Paul diaper!

We've been wondering where the missing Christians have been since the South Carolina Primary. Now we know.

Yesterday they trickled out to give Santorum a victory of sorts in a Missouri non-binding Ballot Primary, in Minnesota in a quasi-non-binding caucus and a non-binding Colorado Caucus.

The Corporate News is already hailing Santorum in 'David Slays Goliath' rhetoric with headlines reading "Santorum on FIRE!", "Rick Smits Mitt", "Santorum Sensation", "Dynamite" and on and on.

Corporate media is reporting Santorum's decisive wins in Missouri and Minnesota with 55% and 45% of the vote respectively AND in Colorado with 40%, beating Romney, Paul and Gingrich. (Gingrich failed to qualify for the Missouri ballot so wasn't name represented.)

What Corporate News is not saying is that voter turnout was worse than dismal. There were twice as many people in Gray Hound Bus Station toilets yesterday in these States than went to the polls and voted. For example, in Minnesota and Colorado, both with a populations of 5+ million, less than 48,000 TOTAL votes were cast in Minnesota and less than 65,000 total votes were cast in Colorado.

Also, Corporate News is only whispering that these elections are non-binding at the GOP convention. So, what we really had yesterday was a beauty contest with turkeys as the contestants.

The Corporate Christian soldiers simply did what they were told to do. They followed orders. Although their numbers were puny at best, they did succeed in forwarding 'their' Christian candidate and humiliating the Mormon.

And here's what they got.

Santorum Teaches Sunday School

They got their 'social issue' candidate who is fixated on women's reproductive systems and gay sex. Santorum is at war with women and working to put women's bodies under government regulatory control. Santorum preaches regulation of science and de-regulation of big oil, the banks and insurance companies. He has not a clue about foreign policy and the military but backs weapons manufacturing.

"Well Done Thy Loyal and Faithful Servant"

So there is no mistake, fundamentalist Christians hate Mormons! Fundamentalist Christians historically don't care much for Catholics either. But, Santorum represents himself as an evangelical Christian Catholic which somehow makes him palatable to a possum pie eating audience.

Like it or not America, we have a genuine religious political war going on right now in the Republican primaries.
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But wait! How many delegates did Santorum win last night?

ZERO!

And so the beat goes on. It ain't over til Kate Smith sings 'God Bless America'. So stay tuned.

J.

Giant Whale Shark Washes to Shore in Pakistan Harbor! (Photos)

2012-02-07T11:41:00.000-08:00

February 7, 2012-Karachi, Pakistan

Karachi, Pakistan: Today this magnificent (dead) Giant Whale Shark washed into the Karachi Harbor. It's meat sold at a premium price. This shark's exact length and weight have not been determined as yet. But as Giant Whale Sharks go, according to marine biologists, this one is BIG!

This is a 2010 photo of a Giant Whale Shark in captivity in the Atlanta Aquarium, boasting the largest 'fish tank' in the world. In a cursory research we learned that these 'giants' reach adulthood at about 30 years with a life span of 70 to 100 years.

J.

Rick Santorum 'DOOMSDAY' Prophesies! The Harold Camping of Politics? Plus, Will there Be Surprises in the Colorado, Missouri and Minnesota Primaries?

2012-02-07T07:07:00.000-08:00

Harold Camping

Last year we experienced Harold Camping's "doomsday" prophesies of earth's annihilation and the rapture. And, of course, none of it happened. But, many lives were destroyed in the process because 'believers' lost their jobs and earthly treasure to Camping's "faith" in his interpretation of the Bible.

Rick Santorum

This year we're experiencing Rick Santorum's "doomsday" prophesies that punctuate, if not permeate, his candidacy for the Republican nomination to the Presidency of the United States. Corporate media reports this junk (almost daily) and thinking people find it in their faces every time they turn on their computers, open a newspaper or watch TV news.

Most of us dismiss it as the garbage it is. But a small percentage of people, The 700 Club and Harold Camping audiences eat it up. Some are actually voting in the primaries for this guy while others argue he is mentally ill or carries some kind of genetic deficiency.

Texas River of Blood

Although wanting to de-regulate corporations and allow them to pollute the air we breathe and the water we drink plus relaxing food contamination rules thereby contaminating the food we eat that is already suspect at best (i.e. The Texas River of pig Blood coming from a Texas meatpacking plant flowing into a major river and on into the Gulf of Mexico), Santorum wants strict regulations on scientific research. Research that could and would advance and enhance the quality of life for those now in our midst and those yet to come.

Santorum has been open in his disdain for breast cancer research, especially stem cell research and research that might even ease the restrictive life and pain his youngest daughter experiences with her trisomy18 genetic condition.

The Raging Grannies of South Florida

Santorum does not want freedom and equality for women. 'A woman cannot experience full freedom until and unless SHE has complete control of her own body.' (Margaret Sanger)

Rick Santorum preaches for Government Regulation over all American women's reproductive systems and bodies.

He also believes that life begins the moment sperm leaves the penis which is why we would suspect he supports the proposed (idiotic) Texas legislation to criminalize male masturbation. We also suspect he's in denial that women also masturbate.

Pope Benedict

Santorum says that HE is only echoing God's law with his prophesies that proclaim 'doom'. Santorum is a devout Catholic. So it's the Pope, not Santorum who is setting these standards.

Santorum says God dooms anything 'gay'. Gay relationships, gay marriage, gays in the military....anything Gay friendly hastens the doom of a society and a nation's doom according to Rick Santorum.

This is, of course the same doomsday stuff Harold Camping was preaching last year. Santorum has repackaged Camping's material, thrown in some Pat Robertson tidbits of hate and made this junk political in nature.

Will the Mormon Continue to Win over the Christians?

Today, primary and caucus Republican voters go to the polls in Colorado, Missouri and Minnesota to pick their candidate for president.

Will there be any surprises in the results of these contests? Will the Mormon prevail over the Christians again? The Mormons have trounced the Christians in the most recent primary state results.

Christian Santorum has polled dead last in his last 3 outings. But in politics anything can happen and usually does. So stay tuned.

Rick Santorum

Meanwhile we'll get to count the number of 'ignorant/stupid' nut cases with percentages of who will actually vote for Rick Santorum. Ignorance can be fixed with valid information. Unfortunately stupidity is forever.

J.

Country Gospel Singer Randy Travis Arrested for Public Intoxication at Texas Church! Mug Shot!

2012-02-06T17:35:00.000-08:00

Randy Travis Mug Shot-2/5/12-Denton County Jail

Sanger, Texas:

Here's an idea!
It's Super Bowl Sunday. Lets all go to church. Come back home, watch the game and celebrate with copius amounts of wine.

Then I'll get drunk and drive back to the church and get arrested in my car with a bottle of wine and smelling of alcohol.

Sound like a plan?

Whether or not it was C&W singer Randy Travis's plan or not to do these things yesterday, this is what the Denton County Sheriff's Office is reporting regarding Travis' arrest for public intoxication last night.

Travis has reportedly apologized to all concerned, prayed to Jesus and will be more responsible with that 'fruit of the vine' in the future.

J.

Pete Hoekstra: MichiganTea Party/GOP U.S Super Bowl Senate AD. Racist and Stupid?

2012-02-06T16:39:00.000-08:00

Actress Pimps for U.S. Senate Tea Party Candidate Pete Hoekstra in Michigan Super Bowl AD!

A Guest Contributor in Michigan sends this message to Tea Party/GOP Candidate for U.S. Senate Pete Hoekstra:

Does Tea Party U.S. Senatorial candidate Pete Hoekstra believe voters here in Michigan are just plain stupid? That we don't have even the basic facts about how the U.S. deficit grew so large? That we don't know the U.S. owes China nearly a trillion dollars? That we didn't know those loans were made by the previous Bush Administration and supported by a Republican congress, many of which are still in office today? Certainly you remember this, Pete, because you've been in the U.S. House of Representatives since 1993!

Pete Hoekstra

Pete Hoesktra and The Koch Brothers! Your insult to the people of Michigan is loud and clear. Your ads of ignorance may work in South Carolina, but here in Michigan your flat out misrepresentation of facts bring on repudiating gag responses.

But you are no stranger to the bold face lie, are you Pete. Remember your BIG announcement in 2006, that 500 chemical weapons of mass destruction were found in Iraq? We do and so does the congressional record.

Did the Koch Brothers Sponsor a Racist Ad?

Whatever you present Hoekstra (which is bought and paid for at the behest of The Koch Brothers and their ilk, if not directly, surreptitiously as today's SuperPacs are geared to do), goes to the bottom line of your wanting to bust our unions and tear down what's left of the great middle class.

Charles/David Koch-Center and Right

Your recent Super Bowl ad was ill-advised and stupid. A vote for you, Hoekstra, is a vote against the vast majority of hard working people in Michigan and in America. When you lose this election YOU are advised to return to the Koch Brothers colostomy bag where you will be at home with your conscience and your politics.

J.

Happy Birthday Mamie Van Doren! Moviedom's Oldest Working Starlet turns 81 Today!

2012-02-06T10:46:00.000-08:00

Congratulations and best wishes are in order for Mamie Van Doren, Hollywood's oldest working starlet. Mamie turns 81 TODAY!

Happy Birthday, Mamie!

J.

Ben Gazzara Dead at 81 (1930-2012)

2012-02-06T10:30:00.000-08:00

From Left: John Cassavetes, Peter Falk, Gena Rowlands, Ben Gazzara-Film Critics Awards-1969

From a Guest Contributor:

Iconic Star of Stage and Screen Ben Gazzara has died at age 81.

A friend of the family says that Gazzara died earlier today in a Manhattan hospital of complications from pancreatic cancer.

The photo above shows Gazarra, far right, with lifelong friends, Peter Falk, and husband and wife, John Cassavetes and Gena Rowlands.

Along with Cassavetes leading, this foursome changed motion pictures forever*. As a fitting tribute to Ben Gazzara, rent one of his many films with Cassavetes from the 1960's and 70's and you won't be disappointed.

(*For in-depth movie reviews of the Cassavetes film treasures, go to jdewittaddison.blogspot.com for edification.)

J.

Tom Tebow's New Gig! Teaches Alec Baldwin to 'TE-BOW'!

2012-02-06T06:48:00.000-08:00

Tebow teaches Alec Baldwin to Te-BOW!

It's official! Tim Tebow can now call himself a real teacher.

Last week while hosting a Sports Award program, '30 Rock' star Alec Baldwin attempted a 'TE-BOW'.

He stunk, to the audience pleasure. Then, from the wings came the 'Amazing Grace' himself to rescue the faltering Baldwin, again to the audience pleasure.

Hey folks, this was good fun all around. And you can see it on You Tube for your own viewing pleasure. Just for the record, the photo at right demonstrates how TEBOW-ing is done to perfection.

J.

Lance Armstrong News! Federal Doping Investigation DROPPED! No Charges to be Filed! Plus Some Kudos for Charity-Giving Celebrities!

2012-02-05T21:58:00.000-08:00

Lance Armstrong

After 2 years of investigating Lance Armstrong and his cycling team for 'doping', the Feds have dropped their investigation. No EVIDENCE. No charges will be filed. Federal prosecutors have ended the matter!

Two years ago, corporate media was having a field day with this story and salivating over the possibility that perhaps the greatest overall athlete in the world and 7 time 'tour D' France' winner would be taken down.

Now that such is not going to happen where is that Corporate Media in reporting it's NOT GOING TO HAPPEN?

ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX? Where are you?

Lance Armstrong

Once again Corporate media has failed the public and themselves. Once 'lead story', 'top of the news' fodder, one has to look for the story that 'The Lance Armstrong investigation' is over with no charges filed.
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While Corporate News has failed. Lance Armstrong has not failed in keeping up and increasing his vast charity work. Especially those charities helping children with cancer.

Lance Still Trains

In the sports celebrity world, Lance Armstrong is at the top of the list when it comes to giving back to his fellow man with his charity foundation and other charitable work. Armstrong has given and caused to be given 10's of millions of dollars directly to cancer research, treatment and rehabilitation.

Like Armstrong, without fanfare or publicity, tennis great Andre Agassi and film actor Brad Pitt have provided millions of dollars to health organizations and natural disaster victims in America.

Kudos are in order for these celebrity charitable contributors.

Lance Armstrong

Pages can be, and should be taken from Lance Armstrong's book on what a real American Champion is all about and how he conducts himself. Isn't it too bad America's politicians, Wall Street Corporate CEO's and the so-called 'christian soldiers' don't do likewise.

With so many 'disconnects' in the world today, there are also some 'reconnecting' positive influences in our midst. Lance Armstrong and those of his ilk are part of these positive influences. Hopefully they can continue their good-works without destructive political interventions and a salivating corporate media in the future.

(Editor Comment: For 'doubters', pick up a copy of Armstrong's book, "It's Not About the Bike", read the medical reports and 'sports testing' results when Lance was a no-name, and note his athletic physio superiority.)

J.

Joe Namath's Superbowl 46 Winner Prediction and Ours!

2012-02-05T09:16:00.000-08:00

Our prediction is that Tom Brady and the New England Patriots will win today's Super Bowl Championship over The NY Giants, 30-21!

As for Joe Namath's prediction? We didn't have time to read for a boring 20 minutes to get to the bottom line of his article and prediction. All we wanted to know was what his prediction is.

Hey, we've always liked Broadway Joe. Please just give us the facts and essence of what your article says it's going to do UP FRONT.We'll decide if we want to read the rest of your article.

J.

Romney Trumps Gingrich in Nevada Caucus! Mormons Slaughter Christians in Nevada Political Crusade! ! An analysis!

2012-02-05T08:02:00.000-08:00

Las Vegas, Nevada

Las Vegas, Nevada, February 4, 2012: Let the religious war begin openly for the 2012 Republican Presidential nomination going to the winner.

Will it be the Mormon or the Christian? Such is yet to be determined. But right now it looks like the Mormons have a wrap on the prize.

Mitt Romney

Mormon Mitt Romney won the Nevada caucus yesterday with 48% of the vote to Catholic-Southern Baptist-Lutheran Christian Newt Gingrich 23%. Quasi-Christian Ron Paul finished strongly in 3rd place at 19% and Super Christian Rick Santorum, while flying over the coo-coo's nest brought up the rear with measly 11% of the vote.

It must be noted that the Mormon had a edge going in. 1 in 4 Republican voters in Nevada are Mormon. Accordingly, given they were instructed to vote their 'Mormon Conscience', Romney started with 25% of the vote.

Get ready for the primaries to continue soon in Colorado, Utah, Idaho and Wyoming. Although the Mormons are of smaller number than Christians nationally, these States are heavy with organized Mormon Republicans and we look for Romney to sweep these States in delegates. Mormons make Christians their bitches in these States and the Romney momentum is contagious. Like Muslim soldiers, Christians can and do change their political allegiances often.

But Minnesota and Missouri, both Christian States, are also in mix over the next couple weeks, giving the Christian some glimmers of hope.

Gingrich with Jon Stewart

The Christians also have another BIG problem. The Mormon 'looks' presidential. The current Christians in the field don't. In fact, this bevy of Christians are flat out ugly on many levels. They are physically ugly and/or moral cripples, and/or bat-shit crazy, and/or old and decrepit and past their political shelf lives.

The Christians, however, have a strategy. Although the Mormon will go to the Republican Convention with the most delegates, the plan is to hold Romney below the magic 1144 delegates to win the nomination and force the process into a 'brokered convention', in which case the Christians can win with whoever their flavor of the month might be at that time. (Check with the Billionaire Koch Brothers on this one.)

The Contract from America, and the 'fundamentalist' organized Christian organizations are united in pushing toward this end now.


A 'Religion' Generated anti-Obama Depiction

But the Mormons are smarter and more insidious than the Christians and they've got lots of money. Their undercurrent message to Republicans is that the Christians have gone off the rails in their zeal and will crash and burn in the general election against Obama. Romney CAN 'beat Obama' is the message.

With (core-base) 'Obama-Hate' being what is is nationally, the Mormons are carefully riding this wave.

There is certainly more to come in this Religious Republican War and in politics things can and do change quickly.

Stay tuned.

J.

Tim Tebow-Kim Kardashian Make a Deal! More Sports Trivia! Is there HOPE for this Star-Crossed Couple? (Photos)

2012-02-04T08:24:00.000-08:00

Tim Tebow

(FOR STORY BACKGROUND PLEASE GO TO ARTICLE, "TIM TEBOW NEWS! KICKS KIM KARDASHIAN OUT OF BED.....", DATED JANUARY 11, 2012.)

It seems Tim Tebow and Kim Kardashian have patched up their differences from the spat they had a couple weeks ago. Tim and Kim have made a deal.

Tim Tebow

The deal is that Kim will paint Bible scripture on Tim's penis if Tim will kiss Kim's butt---all of it!

This time Tim has agreed to a smaller scripture, one his 'christian soldier' can better handle this time around, under the proviso Kim paints faster than the last time her 'art work' was attempted.

Kim Takes Her Butt to an Awards Ceremony

And Tim will kiss ALL of Kim's butt. Now, as we all know, and as Kris Humphries can testify, Kim has a really BIG BUTT. But Tim says he's UP for the job................

It also seems Kim likes those BIG BOYS. Kris Humphries is 6' 8" and 235 pounds. And at about the same weight, Tim at 6' 3" is no shrimp. But size doesn't always translate to "SIZE". But we're not going there.

Kim is a small girl at barely over 5 feet tall. She does, however, have a really BIG BUTT. So in some convoluted way her 'match-ups' make some kind of sense. Especially with Tim since she's only painting bible scripture on his penis.

Tim Tebow

According to sources and the snarky look on Kim's face, the 'meeting' did not go well. Kim and Tim had decided that as Kim was painting Tim would simultaneously be kissing some Kardashian butt. (Both are on tight schedules and 'time' is of the essence for them. Kim had more 'painting' appointments with The New England Patriots and Tim had a Bible Study meeting.)

But Kim climaxed her 'art' long before Tim had finished with Kim's butt. She wanted to continue but Tim was ready for a some 'cherry chocolate' candy in the after glow.

So in a huff, Kim kicked Tim out of bed this time around and left. But not before she.......well a picture is worth 1,000 words.

Did Kim wound Tim's Christian Soldier?

Next UP in this continuing Tim-Kim saga, "Will Tim's Christian Soldier Find a New Home?"

J.

Happy Ground Hogs Day! A Ground Hog Speaks Out!

2012-02-04T07:42:00.000-08:00

Makes Sense to US!

Tim Tebow Keeps His Pants On for New 'JOCKEY' Print Ad! (Ad Photo) Beckham Takes His Off! (Ad Photo)

2012-02-03T13:08:00.000-08:00

Tebow Sells Jockey Underwear!

Tim Tebow has DONE "IT" again! He's snagged some media attention by keeping his pants ON for his new 'JOCKEY' print ad soon to be seen everywhere. And here it is!

Unlike his 'football' counterpart, Beckham, who takes almost everything off in a teasing 'soft porn' display of 'talent' to sell his K&M underwear and will be seen on the Super Bowl by 2 billion people, we suppose Tebow's ad will be seen in The Gospel Advocate and The Baptist Gazette.

Beckham Sells Underwear Too!

Here's Beckham's ad.

For the record, we're told more women buy men's underwear for the guys than men buy for themselves.

Which ad do you think will sell more undies?

In the meantime, we suggest that Tim may have some of that Mormon Magic Underwear (Jockey style) on under those jeans if he has any underwear on in the first place.

Way to GO TIM!

J.

Roseanne Barr to Run for President of the United States as The GREEN PARTY Standard Bearer!!

2012-02-03T08:54:00.000-08:00

Roseanne Barr for President 2012!

Today Roseanne Barr, yes 'that' Roseanne Barr, filed papers and letters of intent to run for U.S. President as standard bearer for the Green Party.

Just a few years ago a 'Roseanne' run for the Presidency would have been seen as a joke. But in today's world with the current 'front running' crop of GOP contenders, Roseanne's candidacy is not only palatable, it's credible.

Roseanne's integrity, common sense, intelligence and sense of humor makes her a good choice for the office. If ever we needed humor in our world, that time is now.

The Pussy Cat Dolls

The Republican candidates have shown us their combined IQ Score cannot match the score of a single 'Pussy Cat Doll', with 'Donald Trump' integrity.

Roseanne can and will bring a positive force to and in the 2012 election cycle.

This is a breaking story with a lot more to come. So, stay tuned. In the meantime, we give full-out support to Roseanne and her candidacy for President of the United States.

J.

Alabama State Sen. Shadrack McGill Says, "Keeping Teacher Pay Low is a Biblical Principle"!

2012-02-03T07:55:00.000-08:00

State Senator Shadrack McGill

Coming from our "we can't make this up" file comes this story from a guest contributor.

Earlier this week while attending a 'prayer breakfast' (what else?) in Fort Payne, Alabama, State Senator Shadrack McGill made his case for keeping teacher salaries low saying such is a "BIBLICAL PRINCIPLE"!

SHADRACK? Yup! Shadrack! An only in the Bible Belt name. We don't know if Shadrack has siblings or not. If so, we'd put money on their names being Meshach and Abednego from from the book of Daniel in the Old Testament.

Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego

So, it looks like Shadrack is a 'Bible Thumpin' religious zealot who thinks that 'teaching' is a 'calling', and educators should accept low pay because God called them to their profession. He went on to point out that raising teacher salaries would bring ('uncalled') teachers to the classroom for 'the money', which wasn't wanted. Only 'those called' were acceptable educators to the people of Alabama.

Bible logic? Alabama logic? Would Jesus approve of Shadrack's pontifications?

It might be in the people of Alabama's interests to call in Tim Tebow to teach Shadrack some real Christianity.

In the meantime, in America, when one man's livelihood, freedoms and liberties are put above or below an other's, whatever the logic, we've all lost some of the basic foundation to our Constitution and our democratic society.

Pat Robertson

(Editor's comment: We suspect Pat Robertson considers his ministry a 'calling' from God. Accordingly, under McGill's logic perhaps Robertson should give all his money back to his flock, sell off his vacation homes, his private jet and yacht. He can fire his servants and give them his cars. We're sure he would be happy living on a teachers pay. Does McGill want to create this legislation in keeping with his logic?)

J.

Welcome to the First Tea Party-Republican Meeting of 2012?! (Photo)

2012-02-03T07:14:00.000-08:00

The First Tea Party-Republican Meeting of 2012?

Once upon a time, The Tea Party was a legitimate, grassroots organization with America's best interests in mind.

But The Tea Party was co-opted by special interests some time ago, and today we have an organization(s) completely out of step with mainstream Americans working for the banks, big oil, the insurance industry and the rich and powerful.

At the same time The Republican-Tea Party has outlined plans to destroy Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid, Veteran benefits and services as we know them, and presented those plans under such titles as "The Path to Prosperity".

We don't hear the term "tea party" much anymore. But it's still around and entrenched in the forms of "Contract from America", "FreedomWorks", and the Grover Norquist-Koch Brothers-Rupert Murdoch "Money, Power and Control" schools of endeavor.

Recent polls show the Tea Party brand now has less American electorate approval than Islam. So look for a repackaging, a renaming of this same junk soon. While presented as a "rose", it will still stink like Newt Gingrich colostomy bag.

Those guys wearing the 'white sheets' are still with us. Only now they wear suits, wrap themselves in American Flags, carry Bibles and their enemy is US!

Look out America, be informed and vote intelligently and in your best interests this is coming November.

J.

Tom Brady Pisses-Off a NFL City--BIG TIME! Will Tom Brady Make Eli Manning His Bitch at Super Bowl 46 This Sunday?

2012-02-02T18:40:00.000-08:00

Tom Brady and Fans

It was supposed to be an easy going news-op for Tom Brady in Buffalo yesterday when a throw away line landed him in deep doo-doo. Now he's pissed off this entire NFL city, and we suspect most of New York State in the process.

In a wrap question about the role his dad had played in his career, Tom was respectful of both his parents and praised them for their total support in traveling the country when he attended the University of Michigan and also when he started his pro career.

He said his parents had "travelled to Buffalo, staying in all those 'bad' hotels, and all..........."

Recognizing immediately he'd stepped in one big cow patty, Tom quickly said, "I didn't mean that, don't print that and get me in trouble..........."

But it was too late. The "news" spread like wild fire and now Tom is ducking for public cover.

But just for the record, we've been to Buffalo. Have you been to Buffalo?

We can testify that the hotels in Buffalo STINK. In fact Buffalo is an ugly city and Tom Brady told the truth!

Tom Brady in Command!

Tune in to Super Bowl 46 on Sunday and watch Tom Brady make Eli Manning his bitch.

And, Hey Buffalo! Get a grip!

J.

Tim Tebow Cancels then Rejects Speaking Engagement at "Prosperity" Televangelist Rod Parsley Conference!

2012-02-02T07:12:00.000-08:00

Tim Tebow

Tim Tebow is to be congratulated and respected for his decision to cancel and then reject a paid offer to speak at an upcoming 'World Harvest Church' conference sponsored by Senior pastor and televangelist Rod Parsley.

It seems Tebow's Speakers' Bureau accepted an invitation from Parsley to be a featured speaker at one of Parsley's "come to Jesus and give me your money" rallies before they had 'tested' Parsley and his organization against Tim's personal standards.

Rod Parsley

Rod Parsley is a Pentecostal "Prosperity" Televangelist, and preaches 'a God wants His people to be rich' message. We don't know if his teachings have made anybody rich or not. But it seems Parsley himself is reaping some wealth from his followers. Parsley's 'send me money to fight Satan' campaign is reported to have netted a significant income.

Parsley has also pandered to racism and other bigotry according to some of our research. When he endorsed John McCain for President in 2008, McCain rejected his endorsement citing 'bigotry'.

Tim Tebow

So now Tim Tebow is saying "no" to Rod Parsley and his brand of religion and cancelled his speaking engagement. Parsley's office says "we have a contract, the ball's in their court".

A Tebow spokesman reiterated just yesterday that Tim IS NOT speaking at Parsley's rally and won't be there.

So this is where this tempest in the tea pot stands now.

We've had some fun spoofing and writing about Tim Tebow in the past. We've also commended him on occasion. The bottom line is that Tim Tebow is a young man with superior integrity.

And while we may disagree with some of his beliefs and the way he displays them, Tim IS THE REAL DEAL as a human being and as a man.

For football stats, go to ESPN. But when it comes to sports trivia, THIS IS THE PLACE.

J.

Donald Trump to Endorse Newt Gingrich for President! Will this HaveThe 'Walker, Texas Ranger Effect' on the Candidate? (UPDATE THIS to OOPS)

2012-02-01T21:35:00.001-08:00

Trump to Endorse Gingrich for President!

(Update 2/2/12: This headline can be updated to OOPS! It seems the Gingrich campaign leaked the info to the corporate press that their candidate would get "Trumpy's" endorsement. Then in a slick and slimy move Trump trumpeted for Mitt Romney in Las Vegas today. Can it get any more sleazy? Yes!)

Do these celebrity 'endorsements' matter? To any one? To any 'thinking' person?

Corporate media is boldly announcing that Donald Trump WILL endorse Newt Gingrich for President very soon!

Gingrich and Helmet Hair Calista

As we know, Walker, Texas Ranger, endorsed Gingrich before the Florida primary and Gingrich lost to Mitt Romney by 15 points!

And Romney is a guy who destroys American jobs, wears 'magic underwear', believes in baptizing dead people and thinks heaven is a planet for him alone inhabited by concubines to please him. And Gingrich lost to HIM?

Given 'Walker' has far more credibility than Trump, does this mean Gingrich will lose by even more points in future primaries?

Tattoo-Body Piercing Expo in Pictures-Starring The Vampire Woman of Mexico! Ripley's 'Most Unusual Woman in the World'! (Graphic Photos)

2012-02-01T06:52:00.000-08:00

INTERNATIONAL TATTOO-BODY PIERCING-BODY MODIFICATION

EXPO!

CARACAS, VENEZUELA:

JANUARY 28, 2012

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THE VAMPIRE WOMAN OF MEXICO-MARIA JOSE CRISTERNA

Since The U.S. is in the midst of it's Republican Primary Season we thought news and photos from this 'TATTOO EXPO' coming from Venezuela would return some sanity and balance to the American political system.

Angelina Jolie: Incredible Beauty DESTROYED by Tattoos!

2012-02-01T06:00:00.000-08:00

Angelina Jolie-January 2012 (Note Left Arm/Right Inside Fore Arm Tattoos

Angelina Jolie IS one beautiful women.

Beauty ruined by unsightly Tattoos!

Agree?

The Florida Primary + Man Card Revoked = Disgusting! (A political Summary)

2012-01-31T18:49:00.000-08:00

An Appropriate Summary of the 2012 Florida Republican Primary

Florida Republicans just gave a super rich guy who destroyed thousands of American jobs, wears 'magic under wear', believes in baptizing dead people and thinks heaven will be having his own planet with an abundance of concubines 50 delegates to take to the GOP Convention in his quest for the White House!

What?

TRUE and DISGUSTING!

Not much else to comment on here, except to say he was the best of the Republican candidates in the running.

We also need to remark that the 'man card revoked' photo above conveys the same 'image-summary' as the Republican field of presidential candidates and their debates in recent months.

J.

Beckham 'Bends It' At the Super Bowl in Near-Nude H&M Underwear TV Ad! Is This Gratuitous "soft" Titillating Porn? (Photos)

2012-01-31T15:17:00.000-08:00

An Earlier Beckham Ad

Given that 2 Billion people will be watching the upcoming Super Bowl this Sunday, we are not giving a warning about the content of this article. What is shown here (and more) will be displayed for all to see very soon.

We've seen David Beckham's H&M underwear commercial to be shown on TV screens across this nation and the world and find it on the cusp of soft porn.

We also question why that when Anthony Weiner 'tweeted' a photo of himself in underwear to one constituent half the world came unglued when it went viral on the 'net', while Beckham's far more suggestive 'teases' are sensational, yet acceptable TV fare on a Sunday afternoon.

Does 'this' give new definition to "bend it like Beckham"? And what's with the tattoos?

Both men and women enjoy looking at others bodies. The world is full of 'good' bodies and 'not so good' bodies.

Beckham has a good one and displays it well. And a lot of people are looking.

Another question we have is, are Beckham's H&M Underwear Campaign photos an exercise in titillating 'soft' porn?

Photo Shopped? We Think So.

We categorize these things as 'soft porn'. So?

Virtually all of us look at it when it hits us smack in the face. Corporate media puts it there. So what's the big deal?

And then again, H&M needs to sell a lot of underwear as a 15-second Super Bowl commercial costs upwards of $4 million.

Ferris Beuller will sell some Honda Cars

Also, Ferris Beuller can also be seen selling Honda cars. Several times on Super Bowl Sunday.

J.

"Take Down the Tea Party Ten" in 2012! New (CREDO) Super Pac Targets the "Worst of the Worst" Congressional Members!

2012-01-31T04:48:00.000-08:00

TAKE DOWN

THE TEA PARTY TEN

-Sean Duffy (R-Wisconsin)

-Steve King (R-Iowa)

-Allen West (R-Florida)

-Joe Walsh (R-Illinois)

-Frank Guinta (R-New Hampshire)

Chip Cravaack (R-Minnesota)

-4 More to be Named Soon

Right now The U.S. Congress suffers from the lowest approval ratings in their history. One reason for this poor performance is because of the congressmen listed above. They represent the absolute "worst of the worst" currently now in office. Most, if not all have signed 'The Grover Norquist Pledge' which means they work for him and not us.

The (CREDO) SuperPac was established as a grassroots organization and is present in each of these congressional districts with one single purpose. That purpose is to 'take these extremists down' and out of office this coming November.

These congressmen represent anti-American values and tenets with attacks upon senior citizens, women and veterans. They are anti-science, and are in lock-step together to end Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid as we know it. They don't believe in Constitutional equality and have worked toward crippling middle class Americans both economically and socially.

The Great American Disconnect is not affiliated with this CREDO SuperPac. The Great American Disconnect does support the objectives of the CREDO SuperPac. For further information 'google' CREDO SuperPac.

Take Down Allen West in 2012!

Also, The Great American Disconnect has several articles specifically about Joe Walsh and Allen West available on this blog. Better, just take a look at these congressmen voting records and what they support on their own websites and we rest our case.

Take Down Joe Walsh in 2012!

To the voters in these congress men's districts we encourage your votes to 'Take Down the Tea Party Ten' and cast them out of office this November and help to erase these 'stains' from American history.

U.S. Statesman Wealth Compared to The Middle Class Income! (Infograph-Romney Example)

2012-01-31T03:23:00.000-08:00

This infographic was sent to us by a guest contributor portraying Mitt Romney's wealth tested against most of the rest of us income.

Our thanks go to Candice Parkson and her organization for their good work.

Your thoughts?

J.

MEN! Do You Want THIS in a Woman? (Photo)

2012-01-30T20:06:00.000-08:00

A Texas Cheerleader

Do Men Want THIS in a Woman?

To us, in a word,
DISGUSTING and a BIG TURNOFF!

COMMENTS?

J.

Tom Brady-Gisele Bundchen Annual Income Gives New Definition to Celebrity Power Couples!

2012-01-30T09:42:00.000-08:00

In addition to being two of the most beautiful people on the planet, husband and wife Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are very rich.

Given his NFL 4-year, $72 million contract with the New England Patriots, Tom brings home about $18 million a year. Not too shabby even in a world where a gallon of gas is approaching $4.00.

Gisele Bundchen

But it's Gisele who is really bringing home the bacon. As the world's highest paid Super Model for 5 years running, she puts $45 million a year into the hacienda vault.

In addition to their 'base' salaries, both Gisele and Tom have outside product contracts bringing in millions more for this Brady Bunch.

Tom Brady

As earning couples go, Tom and Gisele out distance the likes of Brad and Angelina along with Beckham and the Spice Girl and bring new definition and meaning to Celebrity Power Couples.

J.

Courtney Stodden-Hollywood Starlet Replaces Sarah Palin as "Evangelical Media Sound Bite Princess"! Was Palin abducted by Aliens?

2012-01-30T06:49:00.000-08:00

Courtney Stodden in the Pumpkin Patch

Strutting her Evangelical 'family values' persona and 'stuff', Hollywood Starlet Courtney Stodden has replaced Sarah Palin as the new conservative Bible Belt 'sound bite princess'.

No longer quoted very often and off the radar, we wondered where Sarah Palin, our heretofore favorite political starlet had been of late.

Sarah Palin was not Abducted by Aliens

Our first thought was that she'd been abducted by aliens* and held captive in a space ship for lo these many months since the 'sound-bite princess' went silent.

We were relieved to learn, however, that Sarah went back to the Tundra to gut a few moose for some R&R. She has also been spotted making speeches in bowling alleys in the Bible Belt and supporting Newt Gingrich (in virtually unreported 'sound-bites). But no one seems to be paying much attention to her to the chagrin of evangelicals.

We are told Sarah is feeling neglected and has considered actually saying she actually HAD been abducted by aliens in order to get her groove back.

Courtney Goes to Church

Meanwhile, Courtney has been frolicking in pumpkin patches among other places and going to church.

Courtney has also become a 'tweet' sensation (or is that 'twit). Either way she has 10's of thousands of 'twit' followers. And what is she 'twiiting'? Scripture!

Yes, her 'tweets' are a strange uncommon mixture of Bible verses and suggestive innuendo. And this 'sells' big time in the Bible belt. Not as much as Tim Tebow or Anthony Weiner's penis sells right now. But it's selling.

Palin Speaking Engagement

Considering Sarah Palin's popularity ratings have tanked, a new evangelical media sound bite princess was inevitable and Courtney was ripe for the job.

Just for the record, Sarah's popularity has fallen below The Tea Party which has fallen below the Muslims in America. (Fact according to reputable polls.)

Meanwhile, there is 'trouble in paradise'. James Dodson and his Family Research Council (FRC), one of the largest evangelical Christian organizations in America, has strongly endorsed Newt Gingrich as their choice for the Republican 2012 nominee for president. (As a meager point of interest, Newt lost 15 polling points to Mitt Romney since The Family Research Council endorsement in Florida.)

Also, an internal war is happening inside the Republican Party between the Evangelicals and Establishment Republicans for Party control.

Recently Chris Christie, a spokesman for the establishment, said "Gingrich was an 'EMBASSASSMENT' to the Party". To which Palin replied that "Christie got his PANTIES in a wad" as Gingrich has won South Carolina by double digits. Christie quickly dismissed Palin by countering that the last time he looked "Palin wasn't wearing any panties".

Courtney on Hollywood's Walk of Fame

But it was Courtney who got the sound bite when she chimed in saying, "None of Newt's 3 wives wore panties and I don't either. Watch me walk".

Later, Palin went for another sound bite saying the Gingrich criticisms were "Stalin-esque". But Courtney was quick on the trigger adding, "Sarah thinks Stalin was some kind of dictator in Venezuela when every body knows Stalin is the Mayor of Cleveland and supports Mitt Romney". BULLS EYE STUFF!

Clearly, Courtney Stodden has replaced Sarah Palin as the new Evangelical Media Sound Bite Princess.

Creepy Girls Don't Approve of this Message

Although The Family Research Council has not sanctioned their new sound bite princess, one FRC member who asked not to be identified said, Courtney Stodden is GOD Given/FDA Approved 'TITS and ASS' for the Evangelical Conservative Republican-Tea Party!

J.
*It was actually Michele Bachmann who was abducted by aliens.

Obama Painting Depicting Disrespect for The U.S. Constitution Goes Social Media Viral! A Message of Hate?(Photo)

2012-01-29T09:57:00.000-08:00

Disrespect? To what and to who? Or just another Hate message.

Artist Jon McNaughton has a big 'hit' on his hands with this painting depicting President Obama disrespecting the U.S. Constitution. It's gone viral in the social media among the evangelical crowd and those who support Sarah Palin for the presidency.

Some zealots are buying it as a wall adornment in the way the White House with watermelons planted in front of it graced Gray Hound bus station toilets and Rick Perry's office in the Bible Belt a few years back.

It is also curious that the possum pie eating audience is embracing the Constitution now when the previous Lord and Chief and his Administration were wiping their butts with it not long ago.

J.

Mitt Romney: 'MAGIC' Underwear! Baptism For The Dead! + Newt Gingrich: 3 Wives, 3 Religions and Forked Tongue! = ARE THE REPUBLICANS SERIOUS ABOUT WINNING IN 2012? (Photos)

2012-01-28T15:28:00.000-08:00

"Bringing Back The Values That Made America Great!"

-'a generic Republican Campaign Slogan-2012'-

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Our political stories sometimes have parody and satire in them. This story contains neither. In this story we report only verified facts. This is one of those stories in which TRUTH is stranger than FICTION followed by asking the question, 'Are the Republicans Serious About Winning The White House in 2012'?

Newt Gingrich (L) Mitt Romney (R)

Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich are the current Republican front runners for the GOP 2012 presidential nomination. And one will probably go to their convention with 1144 delegates needed to win.

We've predicted for the last year that Mitt Romney will be the GOP nominee and we have no reason to change this prediction. We also predict that Romney will win the Florida primary, a big State with lots of delegates-50. A winner-take-all State.

So we must ask, "ARE THE REPUBLICANS SERIOUS ABOUT WINNING THE WHITE HOUSE IN 2012? Here's why:

It's no secret that Mitt Romney is a Mormon. He has said he was a missionary serving in a foreign land and after that was a Mormon minister for several years. According to church dogma good Mormons tithe, wear "magic underwear" and follow the directions of church doctrine under Elders and Prophets authority.

Mormon Baptismal

One Mormon doctrine provides "baptism for the dead". Essentially the Mormon church selects who IT wants in their church 'from the dead' and baptizes them by proxy. The person has a living human 'stand-in' who might be baptized 100's of times in one day under a different name for each baptism. The dead person's name is then entered into Mormon records as being baptized into the Mormon faith.

For example, Albert Einstein and The Buddha have been baptized into the Mormon church according to available church records. Records also show that 100's of thousands of Jews have been baptized into Mormonism. Imagine the surprise Jewish organizations had when they learned 'their dead' had been co-opted by the Mormons.

Mitt Romney

That said, if Mitt Romney has not baptized the dead he certainly supports the doctrine and belief. He gave his church over $2,000,000.00 last year according to his tax statements.

Since Romney accepts the 'authority' of his church by tithing, wearing 'magic underwear' and baptizing dead people, as President, what other 'authority' can Americans expect from their president to be taken by Mormon Elders and Prophets?

Mormon Temple-Oakland California

We believe this is a legitimate question that hasn't been properly addressed. Since lying doesn't seem to be of much consequence to Romney and his faith, what kind of answer can Americans expect if this question is asked to the candidate in the first place. But we don't believe the corporate media will ask such direct questions.

Newt Gingrich is the other front runner for the nomination right now. But even as we write Newt's campaign appears to deflating like a blow-fish. Still we need to take a look at him before we ask our overall question again.

Pope Benedict-Mass 2010

Newt's 3 wives have been well covered. (In the media and elsewhere.) Suffice to say the world knows they're 'there'. What's lesser known is Gingrich's 3 religions.

Newton Leroy McPherson was Newt's birth name. When his mother married a second time, he was adopted by his stepfather whose surname was Gingrich.

Newt Gingrich

Newt was raised in the Lutheran Church. However, when he ran for congress in a Bible Belt State, Newt converted to Southern Baptist. It was only a few years ago Newt converted to Catholicism and now claims to be 'forgiven' of his past transgressions and a 'born again Christian'. Does this mean he wasn't a Christian when he was a Lutheran and a Southern Baptist?

We know from personal experience that anything can be 'forgiven', sins absolved, by the Catholic Church if one has enough money to pay for it. Many lifetime marriages have been 'annulled' by the Church so that remarriage was not a sin.

The Vatican

Witness the Kennedy's. Anytime a Kennedy wanted to dip his stick in a different crankcase, such was absolved by The Church. The Kennedy's gave BIG money to the Catholics and in some cases directly to the Vatican by some validated reports for their 'forgivenesses'.

So now Newt can do virtually anything and be 'forgiven' even when he speaks with forked tongue. (Although the last time we looked, Blow-Fish didn't have tongues.)

This all brings us back to the original question: Are The Republicans Serious about their Presidential Candidate in 2012?

Is this how the Republicans return to the "values" that made America great?

J.

Etta James! The Great "EMOTIONALLY DIRECT" Voice of Generations is Gone! A Tribute!

2012-01-28T09:04:00.000-08:00

Etta James (1938-2012)

Etta James, a true jazz icon, has died. She was 73 and succumbed to complications from leukemia on January 20, in Los Angeles, California.

Ms. James possessed perhaps the greatest 'direct, emotionally charged' voice ever in the annals of music.

The best tribute we can think of is to simply sit back and hear this woman SING!

Etta James was an 'Original'.

Tim Thomas of the 2011 Stanley Cup Champions Boston Bruins Snubs White House Invitation for all the Right Reasons!

2012-01-27T21:03:00.000-08:00

Tim Thomas-Boston Bruins

Tim Thomas of the Boston Bruins recently turned down an invitation to the White House honoring the team's 2011 Stanley Cup Championship season as "a right of a free citizen".

Tim Thomas is a 'class act' both on and off the ice. His decision to take the stand he did and his articulation of reasoning for not attending a White House 'photo op' enhances and elevates his stature to many thinking people in this country.

Thomas said, "........this is not about politics or party." It's about ' corruption in all levels of government'.

Tim Thomas

We congratulate Tim Thomas for his candor and taking 'what's wrong in America today' to it's fundamental core.

The Executive, Judicial and Legislative branches of Government and almost everything else on down no longer work for the American people and haven't for a long time. All the evidence is before us in glaring neon and it seems most Americans don't have the eyes to see it.

Tim Thomas 'sees it' and we hope given his professional stature, his well reported position has some public impact. We also hope Thomas' detractors might respect his rights to say these things as a man and a citizen which has nothing to do with The Bruins.

When our politicians stop doing the work of special interests, when 'the money' is taken out and away from those making public law and policy, and when 'the people' are once again respected, only then can America begin to heal itself.

Our thanks go to Tim Thomas for his clarity on this very basic subject matter and putting it in the major media without his own, or any political party agenda pandering.

J.

Calista Gingrich HAIR HELMET! Suitable for Battlefield Combat and Tank Turret Duty! A History of the "DO" That's Become a National Phenom!

2012-01-26T20:10:00.000-08:00

Calista Gingrich

Any one who's seen Calista Gingrich, Newt's 3rd wife, says, "whats with the hair?".

Now, from a Guest Contributor comes this investigation and explanation of a 2012 Tea Party-GOP Presidential wannabe First Lady and her HAIR HELMET "do".

"Some call it 'the alien' look while other hair historians and commentators refer to it as '60's Bee Hive Neuvo' with a mint-julep twist. Suffice to say it took a lot of time and money to get to the place Calista is in today with her hair.

Calista Hair Before Treatment

"In our research we found a 'raw' photo of Calista when she was searching for just the 'right' style that evangelicals and the Vatican would approve of. The photo at left provides an idea of what Calista was working with in the first place.

Vivian Leigh as Blanche in Streetcar Named Desire

"But we must go back in time a bit to point out that Calista was born and reared as a genteel southern belle. Like a Tennessee Williams character, she seemingly has "always depended on the generosity of strangers". Such was certainly so when she was Newt's mistress and he was generously taking care of her. But this is another story. Still, we can't help but wonder what mistress Newt is caring for now as Calista is taking care of her 'helmet hair'.

Rosie O'Donnell-Inspired

"Calista spends about $12,000. a year on her 'helmet hair' according to a number of articles we researched. A dollar figure that is more than what some American people in poverty have to live on for an entire year. But, this is very small figure when we consider Calista's 7 figure open credit line at Cartiers.

"Calista is a big Rosie O'Donnell fan a has been inspired by Rosie's quasi 'hair helmet DO', according to sources. Thus we have the present 'Calista Hair Helmet' and how it evolved that may sweep across this nation and the world! 'The Calista HAIR HELMET' which is also suitable for the battle field and tank turret duty will be available soon at National Dollar Stores.

"Like 'Daisy' and her much older husband (who enjoyed the company of mistresses too) in F. Scott Fitzgerald's 'The great Gatsby', Calista and Newt move ever forward in their clueless quest for the U.S. Presidency.

"Do they have your vote?"

J.

Rick Santorum On Cover of "Better Homophobes and Gardens" Magazine-January 2012 Issue! (Photo Preview From a Guest Contributor)

2012-01-26T08:41:00.000-08:00

After our article about Rick Santorum's long history of obsession and fixations about women's reproductive systems and gay sex, a Guest Contributor in Napa Valley sent this preview of the GOP-TEA PARTY favorite gracing the January cover of 'Better Homophobes and Gardens' magazine.

And this just in.....it is being reported that as ' The Rick' entered Florida, the 'Dwarf Tossing' State, to campaign in the upcoming primary, the TSA found 2 shop worn anatomically correct Barbie and Ken dolls and the X-Rated version of the Anthony Weiner doll, now a collectors item, in Santorum's baggage. A Bible was also found, but it still had it's 'shrink wrap' intact with a 1963 date on it.

Is there a bigger story here yet to be told?

Stay tuned. And thanks to AF in Napa for her contribution.
J.
(Credit TheIdiotical.com and Mad Magazine for the Better Homophobes and Gardens Magazine cover.)

Mitt Romney! Just a 'shucks kinda Guy' Running for President With INCOME of $57,000. a DAY Wearing Vile Underwear! (Underwear Photo)

2012-01-25T19:50:00.000-08:00

Current Mormon Church Approved Underwear

First, most people know Mormons wear 'special' underwear. We've never thought about it much, and we've never seen it, until now. We searched the 'net' to find it.

Also, we've never thought of any candidate for president in their underwear. Such an image has never occurred to us.

But for some reason, every time we see Mitt Romney we get this vile and disgusting image of him in his Mormon underwear suit. This is a vision that almost always triggers a gag response. We know it shouldn't and we also don't know why it does. It just does. There is just something, well, dirty and wrong about what we see as some kind of 'social control' voo-doo.

This said as an aside, we take pause when Mitt Romney seems to be running for president on an ostensible basis of being a "regular guy", just a 'shucks' kinda guy, while his 'investments' provides him with an income of $57,000. a day. Lets repeat that. $57,000.00 a DAY!

Romney-'just a "shucks" kinda guy' at the Yacht Club

Along with this revelation coming from Romney's recently released Tax Statements, we also learn that he pays a Tax Rate of 13.9%.

13.9%!!?????

Most American families of 4 don't make 57k a year, much less 57k a day. Americans earning much less than 57k a year still pay a greater tax rate than the "shucks kinda guy" running for president this year under the Republican banner, however.

Food for thought?

Romney put $57,000. in his Pocket TODAY!

BUT, The Romney Campaign reports that Mitt gave several millions to 'charities' in the tax years he opened up to the public. Looking a bit closer at those 'charitable contributions' we learn that the vast majority of his 'gifts' went to the Mormon Church. Mitt tithes according to Mormon doctrine.

And by the way, if the Mormon Church has authority over our (possible) President as to the under garments he wears and how much money he 'must' give TO THEM, what other 'authorities' will they claim?

And how will the evangelicals and Jews take the fact the Mormons Baptize the DEAD? Millions of them. But this is another article coming very soon.

So, stay tuned.

J.

Guess the Celebrity! Clue: It's NOT The Duchess of Alba!

2012-01-25T10:15:00.000-08:00

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With the boring junk currently coming from the world of politics, we thought some really important business was necessary for some balance to our blog.

Now comes our mini-series, GUESS THE CELEBRITY!

A. Ann Coulter
B. A Wax Museum Reject of The Duchess of Alba
C. Joan Crawford
D. A Cadaver from the Titanic
E. Phylis Schafaly
F. George Clooney in Drag
G. Kim Jong Il
H. Billy the Kid
I. A former Mrs. Newt Gingrich
J. A present Mrs. Newt Gingrich and/or Mistress
K. Newt Gingrich

Although reasonable to have picked any of the above, if you guessed any of them you are WRONG!

Our Guest Celebrity IS JOAN RIVERS!

The Duchess of Alba-Madrid

Our apologies to the Duchess of Alba for any comparison to Joan Rivers real or imagined.

J.

'River of Blood' Coming from Texas Meatpacking Plant Exposed by Drone Aircraft! Disturbing Photo!

2012-01-24T18:02:00.000-08:00

A pilot flying a drone recently took this photo of a 'River of Blood' flowing from a Meat Packing plant outside of Dallas, Texas.

A cursory examination of the photo suggests a longtime operational flow with blood and possibly other environmental contaminates and hazards freely seeping into the Dallas soil and atmosphere. Note the 'rivers' banks appear to have been carved and directed away from the industrial area on the right of the photo.

This 'river' (of pig blood) flows into the Texas Trinity River (once a fisherman's paradise) which flows to the Gulf of Mexico.

Still photos have been handed over to a Federal Environmental Crimes Unit and an investigation is underway. The pilots name is not being released out of concern for his safety.

This photo is undated and we don't have the actual date of discovery. Many questions arise.

Is this how 'deregulated' industry policies function?

And America criticizes China and other countries for their food packing industry standards?

J.

Walker, Texas Ranger! Gay? Gingrich Endorsement Sparks Furor! Romney SuperPAC Sponsors Walker "Blazing Saddle" Ad Campaign"!

2012-01-24T16:42:00.000-08:00

A Movie!*

According to some reports, Walker, Texas Ranger, has a "Blazing Saddle".

YES! It is being reported that Walker, Texas Ranger is Gay!

And the Mitt Romney Campaign for President is capitalizing on this information, albeit such information is suspect to reasonable folks.

Until just a short time ago Mitt Romney was the presumptive heir to the 2012 Republican Nomination for President. Then came South Carolina.

As Newt Gingrich rose in the polls, Romney's last minute "swift boat" attack in the form of one of Newt's former wives trashing their marriage as a 'marital nightmare of infidelity and moral character disorders' failed and backfired.

Walker and The Village People*

Gingrich countered with his biggest endorsement to date. Walker, Texas Ranger! And the rest is history.

Gingrich slaughtered Romney at the polls and Gingrich sailed into Florida as the GOP front runner as Mitt's ship sank like the ill-fated Concordia off the coast of Tuscany.

The Romney Campaign determined 'WALKER, TEXAS RANGER' was their great nemesis in South Carolina and that 'WALKER' has even more clout in Florida.

Walker Aerobics!*

Now comes revelations surreptitiously placed in the hands of Romney campaigners from Gingrich's (secret) 'Blazing Saddles Diaries' in which WALKER, TEXAS RANGER is exposed as Gay! At least in the Romney Campaign mentality. (There is also other information that implies the Gingrich wives are transvestites. But that's another story to be written.)

Walker Likes Leather*

Get ready for a blitz of TV ads from the Romney camp putting our favorite Texas Ranger "OUT" front and center as GAY for the fundamentalist Christian to ponder and titillate over and in the process win back some votes from the Talladega crowd.

Chuck Norris

Called the Walker "Blazing Saddle" ad campaign funded from an anonymous SuperPac, code named 'red tails' by insiders, Chuck Norris himself will direct from his walker. His toupee will co-star in some of the segments.

Creepy Girls No-Like Gay Stuff

Now, isn't this political analysis more entertaining and interesting than what's happening and reported in the real political world of Republican politics? Not as bizarre. But more interesting. Yes?

(*These photos come from the great work of smosh.com--tune in to their website for some silliness to waste your time on and not feel guilty.)

J.

Democrat Campaign Manager's Cat Slaughtered! 'LIBERAL' Carved on Corpse! An Only in the Bible Belt Political Story! (Warning-Graphic Photo)

2012-01-24T14:15:00.000-08:00

THE PHOTO SHOWN AT THE END OF THIS STORY IS NOT FOR SHOCK VALUE. WE PRESENT IT BECAUSE IT REPRESENTS THE WORST OF WHAT 'MAN' CAN DO TO OTHER LIVING THINGS AND THE 'HATE' THAT HAD TO BE PRESENT WHEN THIS CRIME WAS PERPETRATED.

Little Rock, Arkansas: This is an only in the 'Bible Belt' political story. A story of 'man's inhumanity' to living creatures.

It is a disgusting story of the 'HATE' and intolerance existent within the ignorant and the stupid. The sick of mind and heart. Obscene and pornographic.

This story is not only the story of one Democrat candidate running against a Tea Party Republican 'favorite', but also the results of what's happening and has happened to and within the great GOP-Republican party across this nation. A visual sum-up of the Republican Party primary season so far.
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The Story:

Ken Aden, Candidate for Congress

Ken Aden is running for Arkansas's 3rd District Congressional seat this year. His campaign manager is Jacob Burris, the father of a 5 year old boy.

This past weekend Burris and his son were taking some garbage from the house and found the boy's pet cat in the walkway. Dead. Mutilated. Slaughtered, with the word "LIBERAL" painted on it's corpse.

The cat had it's skull split open. An eye hung by a membrane from it's socket.

The FBI is investigating the matter as we write. Here is a photo from which they are working to find the perpetrator(s).

An American-Patriot-Tea Party-Republican Disgrace!

J.

What Administrations Increased the National Debt and By How Much? (Photo Graph of America's Debt History 1980-2010!)

2012-01-22T20:27:00.000-08:00

This picture graph from the non-partisan Government Accounting Office (GAO) accurately depicts the Presidents and Administrations actual spending increases from 1980 to 2010.

No comment necessary.

J.

NY Giants Win NFC Title! Giants 20/49'ers 17! Next Stop Super Bowl 46!

2012-01-22T19:49:00.000-08:00

Today Alex Smith met Eli Manning for the NFC Title. Their match up was relatively even with Smith edging Manning in stats and 'field presence'.

Alex Smith

In the end (which went into overtime with a 17-17 tie) the NFC Title was captured by the Giants, 10 minutes into overtime with a field goal and a final score of Giants 20/49'ers 17.

Get ready for Super Bowl 46 when Tom Brady and the Patriots meet meet Eli Manning and the Giants in Indianapolis on February 5.

J. .

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Patriots Defeat Ravens (23-20) in AFC Championship! 'WHEN TOM MET JOE'!

2012-01-22T16:15:00.000-08:00

Tom Brady (L)-Joe Flacco (R)

January 22, 2012: The AFC Championship Game. New England Patriots-23/Baltimore Ravens-20!

When Tom Brady met Joe Flacco today for the AFC Championship, the relationship didn't last long.

Tom brushed Joe off with his focused directed professionalism quickly and methodically on his way to Super Bowl 46!

Brady in Command

Tom Brady was in COMMAND today as he usually is. Will he meet Eli Manning or Alex Smith in Indianapolis on February 5?

Stay tuned.....

J.

HATS! HATS? Yes! HATS! 2011 was a Good Year for Womens HATS!! From a London Guest Contributor!

2012-01-22T09:35:00.000-08:00

Editors Comment:

We've received considerable mail recently telling us to 'lighten Up' on our political rants.

Among them were these 'alternatives' to the silliness's of our political bent from a London reader.

We still don't think these HATS begin to match-up to the American political scene we're witnessing and reporting, but some might.

ENJOY!

Sarah Jessica Parker

2011 was a good year for hats!

These are some of the most notable hats from around the world sent to us from a guest contributor in London who tells us to "lighten up".

J.

WALKER! Texas Ranger! Walker On a Walker Walks Walker Vote To Colostomy Bag! Chuck Norris Endorses Newt Gingrich for President!

2012-01-21T09:31:00.000-08:00

VIAGRA DOESN'T SEEM TO HELP, THOUGH......

The title of our story says it all.

Enough said?

J.

Indonesian Athiest Attacked, Beaten, Arrested, Faces Jail Time after Posting "GOD DOESN'T EXIST" on FACEBOOK Page!

2012-01-21T08:27:00.000-08:00

Indonesian Flags at a National Monument

Indonesia is not a Muslim Country. Indonesia is a Republic with an elected government patterned much like the U.S. and Great Britain. Democratically formed and functioning with 3 branches. The Executive, The Legislative and the Judicial.

However, 81+% of Indonesia's 238 million people represent themselves as Muslim. Accordingly, it's so called 'secular law' is a strange mixture of Democracy and Islamic Doctrine.

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"Alexander" was the only name provided by an Indonesian State news agency and recently reported that "Alexander" --a known atheist--had posted the statement, "GOD DOESN'T EXIST" on his FACEBOOK page.

Upon arriving at his government job office the day after his post, Alexander was met by a mob of people, physically attacked and beaten, then arrested and jailed.

Alexander has been charged with "Blasphemy against Islam" and faces a 5 year prison sentence.

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We find this story both thought provoking and compelling.

This year America will elect a President, all of it's House of Representatives and one third of it's Senators.

Rick Santorum Pushing FAITH, Christian Style

At no time in U.S. history has there been a more pronounced "christian" theme in American politics. This past year we've witnessed the likes of Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry and Rick Santorum forwarding the 'GOD IS GREAT' (Christian style) mentality.

On the State and local levels we've seen Mississippi try to implement law that "life exists and is protected almost the moment semen leaves the scrotum" and Texas is exploring law making masturbation a criminal offense.

We see this as craziness. But corporate media is giving it major attention as credible stuff (i.e. the Republican debates) and we don't observe any response or reaction to it.

Is an Indonesian type government law (Christian style) in the cards for America?

We don't think so. But it could be.

We bring this story and analogy up here because no one else is doing so in the hope that some awareness grows on the basis of maintaining our country as separate and apart from religious dogma.

The 'righteous right patriots' in our midst tout governing and living by The U.S. Constitution. But somehow the fundamental tenant of the 'separation of church and state' seems to be lost in their translation.

Beware and Be aware America!
J.

Chuck Norris--Endorses Newt Gingrich for President! A Game Changer? Walker, Texas Ranger on a Walker SWINGS Walker 'Vote' to Colostomy Bag!

2012-01-21T00:09:00.000-08:00

Chuck Norris

Before we get started with this game changing event in the annals of political history we have a word of advice for Chuck Norris.

GAS THE TOUPEE CHUCK!

It looks like an anemic chipmunk landed on your head and laid some Perry turds in it.

Also, you may want to ask your photographer to take only left profile shots of your face in the future. The plastic surgeons knife must have slipped a bit around your right eye. Or maybe you just had the money to do half your face. We know. Medicare doesn't pay for cosmetic surgery. But your face looks like a 911 emergency in which case some of the costs may be subsidized.

Before we get into the ugly stuff, we have to leave for a few to take a Newt and wipe our Gingrich. In the meantime go on and suck up what Newt left for you in his colostomy bag. We've got a lot to say about your endorsement.

Back soon.

J.

Newt Gingrich Rants on a Question about His Despicable Life as "DESPICABLE"! The CNN South Carolina GOP Debate!

2012-01-20T13:19:00.000-08:00

Jon Stewart Parodies Gingrich 'OPEN MARRIAGE' Proposal

At last night's despicable South Carolina CNN Debate, the first despicable question of the evening went to the despicable Newt Gingrich who was asked a question about his despicable life, and his despicable 'open marriage' proposal to one of his ex-wives, to which Newt ranted that the question was "DESPICABLE"!

Earlier in the day, Newt's ex-wife number 2, Marianne, disclosed some despicable information about her despicable marriage to Gingrich saying he had asked for an 'OPEN MARRIAGE' because he wanted to 'OPENLY' screw his then despicable mistress, now his despicable wife, Calista, openly.

This "on issue" question was the highlight of last nights debate and Newt is expected to handily win the GOP South Carolina Primary Election tomorrow that will only prove South Carolina Republican voters are even more stupid than the Republican Iowa voters.

We knew those fundamentalist Christians weren't going to vote for a despicable Mormon in the first place. So the Palmetto State prize will go to Newt Gingrich as DESPICABLE as he may be.

And did we say DESPICABLE?
J.

Tim Tebow News: Played Injured in 2nd Half of Patriots Playoff Game! Medical Update! A Broncos Franchise DISGRACE!

2012-01-19T16:08:00.000-08:00

Broncos head Coach John Fox.

First, the personification of NFL DISGRACE and SHAME is pictured at right.

John Fox, Head Coach of The Denver Broncos needs a 'reality check' on his morality, values and ethics as a NFL coach and as a human being.

But more about Fox later.

Last weeks playoff between the New England Patriots and the Denver Broncos was a 'slaughter', both statistically and physically. Especially with the physical toll exacted on the Broncos players.

Tim Tebow-Down, Dazed and Confused

Realistically, the game was over in the first half. We wondered why Tom Brady even remained in the game as it would have seemed prudent to take him out and save him for this week.

But more so, we questioned why Tim Tebow came back in the second half. Brady Quinn was warmed up on the sidelines and ready to go. In the first half Tebow took a beating. How many times was he sacked?

Tebow Injured

A Sports caster commented that Tebow seemed 'shaky, shaken'. Another said Tebow appeared 'dazed and confused'. Those in the stands took notice of a stumbling, seemingly senseless Tebow but in the intensity of the game dismissed thoughts he was seriously injured.

Today we got the announcement that Tebow played the last half of this game with significant injuries, that he has been advised to take some extended 'down time' and that he was expected to make a full recovery.

Tim Tebow at a Better Time

Later we learned Tebow had sustained earlier injuries the previous week in the Kyle Orton fracas and that these combined injuries were serious injuries to the chest with rib and lung bruising. In these dribbles of information we question what medical information and injuries have not been shared publicly.

Tim Tebow Healthy

The 'spin' on this story was and continues to be that our valiant young warrior, Tebow, made his own decisions to stay in the game as leader of the team with heavy doses of 'cumbyya'.

BULLSHIT!

A mentally competent Tebow would have taken himself out of the game as his injuries made him a detriment to his teammates. But it was not Tebows decision to make in the first place. That responsibility belonged to Coach Fox.

Tim Tebow was not mentally coherent enough and not capable of making these 'in the moment' decisions. He was incapable and not functioning 'in the moment'. Would anyone have allowed him to drive a car under these conditions?

He was certainly allowed to stay in a game that was bound to bring and did bring him further injury. Injuries that could have been life threatening.

Why was this allowed to happen? How could Head Coach John Fox allow Tebow to remain in the game?

Although we can't prove our 'take' on why Tebow was not removed from the game, we can make a good argument that Corporate Headquarters wanted THEIR PRODUCT staying on that gridiron and in front of those cameras in order to milk out every possible marketing minute available.

Brady Sells Smart Water

Over the years there have been some 'telling' demographics about Tom Brady. When Brady leaves a game, one-third of the television audience leaves too. Like Tebow, Brady is a product with significant income going into Patriot vaults and other corporate pockets, which may account for his remaining in the game, apparently unscathed physically.

Brady Sells STETSON Perfume

Although we know of no similar demographics relative to Tim Tebow, we can make some evil sense of why and how he remained in the game against the Patriots.

John Fox

And we can hold Coach John Fox responsible for this despicable display of DISGRACE and SHAME which is a TRADEMARK and product now belonging to The Denver Broncos. An ethical professional coach would have removed Tebow from the Patriots massacre in the second half and perhaps not even started him. It's the coaches decision as to who plays and stays in the game. We suspect Coach Fox was playing a game last week. But it wasn't football.

We wish and want the best possible recovery for Tim Tebow and hope he has learned one of the great 'life lessons' from this most recent experience.

J.

Rick Perry Drops Out of Race for the GOP Nomination! To Endorse Gingrich? Is a Fundamentalist Christian/Catholic Coalition Developing?

2012-01-19T08:30:00.000-08:00

Update: Rick Perry HAS dropped out of the presidential race and endorsed Newt Gingrich. Perry is returning to Texas to work on "RICK'S GREATEST 'OOPS' HITS" with Justin Beiber consulting.

Rick Perry Returns to Texas to Work on "Rick's Greatest 'OOPS' Hits"

In about an hour the flouncing, bouncing fundamentalist Christian Texas Governor Rick Perry will announce he is dropping out of the race for the GOP nomination for president, according to CNN and the NYT. (Oh Glory be to the Lord!)

Rick Perry

POLITICO is announcing Perry will endorse Newt Gingrich as the Republican 2012 standard bearer. (Oh Glory be to GOD!)

This is a breaking story with more to come.

Politics makes strange bedfellows. And according to some reports, Perry has been in bed with lots of them.

Born Again Newt Gingrich with Jon Stewart

But something else may be happening here. Are we witnessing a coalition between Fundamentalist Christians and The Catholics and the Vatican? Are these traditional enemies of one another coming together to fight an even bigger enemy? The Mormons? (Oh Praise be to the Lord!)

Stay tuned and get out the celebration confetti. (Oh Glory be to GOD!)

J.

Cindy Crawford Daughter, Kaia Gerber, Lands Top Model Spot with 'YOUNG VERSACE CAMPAIGN'! She's 10 Years Old! (Photo)

2012-01-18T20:28:00.000-08:00

Kaia Gerber-age 10

Kaia Gerber, Cindy Crawford's daughter, has been named 'top model' in the "YOUNG VERSACE CAMPAIGN" for which she'll reportedly receive a high 6 figure payday.

She's 10 years old!

Other than DISGUSTING and asking why some parents don't allow their 10 year olds to be 10 year olds, No further comment is necessary.

J.

Alex Smith News: SF 49'rs #11---1 Game Away From the Super Bowl! The Most Underrated QB in the NFL!

2012-01-17T20:28:00.000-08:00

The SF 49'rs led by Alex Smith in the QB position had a banner year. And right now they are just 1 game away from Super Bowl 46!

We've been watching Smith's career for sometime. In our opinion, Alex Smith is the most underrated Quarter Back in the NFL.

Alex Smith

As we have done with Tom Brady and Tim Tebow we'll go light on the stats and report what others rarely bring to the mix. Trivia and unequivocal predictions.

Unfortunately we couldn't find a lot of trivia about Alex Smith. No scandal and no plaques honoring his masturbation skills as we found in Brady's case.

We learned that Smith is 6'4"/217 lbs., 27 years old, born in Seattle and spent his college years at Utah. He's not a Mormon. That underwear doesn't fit into uniform.

In 2005, Alex Smith was a first pick in round 1 of the NFL draft and he has been with The 49'rs ever since. With a rocky road in the early years, Smith's Ascension to 'Star QB' took some time to produce. But 'produce' he has. This past seasons 13-3 put the niner's front and center all season long. Compare this to the (now season defunct and humiliated) Broncos 8-8 'season circus' and the stats clarify that professionalism, honed skills and innate talent win out every time over contrived media hype.

A Smith 'toss' Fail

Still, Alex Smith has had his detractors. Lots of them. The small video (found in the photo bucket) at left demonstrates one of them. Clearly a Tebow-Broncos zealot with limited intelligence.

Those naysayers have been proven wrong. To see grace under pressure in it's finest form, go to YouTube and watch the last seconds of last week's playoff game against the Saints. Alex Smith IS brilliant and now compared to the likes of Joe Montana. We do.

Alex Smith has been maligned and not received proper support and adulation from those who should have been doing it.

In an effort to 'right this 'wrong' we are assisting in giving Alex Smith his due place in the Sun.

Alex Smith

It is our prediction that Alex Smith will meet Tom Brady in Super 46 with Smith stealing the show. Get ready for it.

Even if we're wrong in our praise for Alex Smith, he has one MAJOR redeeming value. He doesn't paint Bible Scripture under his eyes.

Now! Are You Ready For Some Football? Tune in this coming Sunday. The Stick. And watch Smith and company kick some serious New York Giants Butt on their way to Super Bowl 46.

J.

Mitt Romney to Release Tax returns Maybe--Admits to Paying 15% Tax Rate!

2012-01-17T18:34:00.000-08:00

Mitt Romney

In the continuing lackluster 'Republican race for the 2012 nomination for President saga', today poll leader Mitt Romney announced he would make public his tax returns. MAYBE.

Romney also admitted to paying tax rates "in the 15% range".

Romney's estimated net worth is in neighborhood of $200 million. He was born rich, grew up rich and made more even money from Bain Capitol, a vulture capitalist group that destroyed jobs and American businesses. Fact!

And this is the Republican front runner for President? Is Romney the best candidate of the lot?

Unfortunately, the answers to both questions is 'YES'. MAYBE.

J.

South Carolina--WELFARE QUEEN of the BIBLE BELT! GOP Primary January 21. 2012!

2012-01-17T08:27:00.000-08:00

We can't help but notice the disingenuous, hypocritical nature of the Republican contenders for their party nomination in South Carolina which is exceeded only by the disingenuous and hypocritical nature of the people of South Carolina (if we are to accept what is coming from the corporate media).

The rest of the nation is led to believe the people of South Carolina support axing Social Security, Medicare/Medicaid, Veterans Benefits, Food Stamps, Unemployment Benefits and other government sponsored social programs. And maybe they are.

At the same time polls from Gallup, Pew Research and others provide that 70+% of the people of South Carolina want NO CUTS to Social Security and Medicare.

There is something rotten in South Carolina given this diametrically opposing information.

Even more stunning, however, are some basic facts about The Palmetto State. South Carolina IS THE WELFARE QUEEN OF THE BIBLE BELT!

Here are some (verified) Facts:

-For every tax dollar Washington takes out of South Carolina, $1.38 is returned to that State. This is in contrast to California who receives $0.78 for every dollar sent to Washington. Are the 38 million California residents subsidizing the 4 million or so people in South Carolina?

-One in 5 people in South Carolina receive Social Security Benefits.

-There are 7 military bases located in South Carolina and $7 Billion in War Spending each year.

And these facts are just the 'tips of the iceberg', so to speak. We couldn't readily find statistics on unemployment insurances, food stamps, Medicaid benefits and corporate "welfare" subsidies. But these figures do crown South Carolina with being the 'Welfare Queen of the Bible Belt'.

In just a few days South Carolina will have their GOP primary election and we await the results of this contest to review how many voters will vote with disingenuous and hypocritical marking pens.

And just for the record, those with any knowledge about "the good book" knows JESUS WAS A DEMOCRAT.

J.

Tim Tebow--The PRODUCT and The MAN: An End of Season Wrap Up!

2012-01-17T06:51:00.000-08:00

Tim Tebow

Tim Tebow's season is over for this year. It ended in a humiliating loss this past Saturday to Tom Brady and The New England Patriots in the Patriots march toward the Super Bowl in a division playoff.

The stats are in for Tebow's year and now in the record books. The pundits will analyze and remark about his successes and failures; his potentials and his future in days and months ahead.

We'll leave 'the numbers' to the reporters of such things and let them pontificate their findings and 'takes' on Tebow's year and what he can do improve himself.

Our 'Tim Tebow Season Recap' takes a different direction. Two directions really. Tebow-THE PRODUCT and TEBOW-THE MAN.

$15.95 +S&H/Made in China

Tebow-The Product has been marketed brilliantly. Tebow has become a 'brand commodity' in a very short time. He has been "sold" in the same way cans of soup, Barbie Dolls and Abacrombie and Fitch Tee Shirts are marketed.

Like some politicians, The Kardashians and Paris Hilton hype their 'name ID's', Tebow has become a brand 'name'. Corporate Christianity has taken their bites out of 'the product' and used it as a propaganda tool.

The controversies surrounding Tebow, given his simple statements about his faith along with well pre-scripted media questions have become viral sound bite inspirations and antagonisms across the country, translating to bottom line profits for corporate packagers.

Tim Tebow

There is, however, more to Tim Tebow, Denver Broncos, #15 QB. Much more. Tim Tebow, The MAN is a separate entity from "The PRODUCT".

Tim Tebow-The MAN, born to fundamentalist Baptist Missionary parents and partially raised in the Philippines is barely 24 years old. His cloistered background, which has included the cocoon of Football and elite athletic training, IS the sum bonum of Tebow's life experiences. There is every reason to believe Tebow's squeaky clean image he brought to the NFL is real.

We particularly dislike and reject all the "Jesus Saves" banter in our faces in today's world. Especially those found in our sports. But the media not only allowed them, they put them there. Tebow didn't.

In our previous writings we have parodied and satirized Tebow 'The PRODUCT' in unflattering terms. Not 'The MAN'. In fact, we find what we know of 'The Man' to be compelling and refreshing.

Although we are disgusted by media hyped corporate Christianity, we also respect those who live by their faith. Including Tim Tebow-THE MAN.

The Product

'The MAN' Tebow, must now balance the fame and the hype which is swirling around him at the moment. We truly hope this young man of such tender years has that anchor within his spirit to understand that one day the fame will pass and those he thought to be on his side have disappeared. We hope his faith and inner substance carries him through these times because those times will come.

The Man

In the meantime let us all enjoy watching the career of a 'GOOD MAN'. And let Tim Tebow enjoy his celebrity and maybe laugh at it too.

(Editors Note: Hey Tebow! You've just been named Broncos 'starter' QB for the 2012 season. And we're going to be on your butt again next year.)

J.

COLBERT for PRESIDENT! Vote FOR Your Country! Vote YOUR Conscience! VOTE STEPHEN COLBERT FOR PRESIDENT!

2012-01-16T10:26:00.000-08:00

GOP PRIMARY VOTERS!

VOTE IN YOUR BEST INTERESTS!

VOTE YOUR CONSCIENCE!

VOTE FOR YOUR COUNTRY!

VOTE STEPHEN COLBERT FOR PRESIDENT!

Jon Huntsman to Quit GOP Presidential Race!

2012-01-15T21:20:00.000-08:00

Jon Huntsman

We have information that Jon Huntsman will announce tomorrow that he is leaving the GOP race for president and that he will endorse Mitt Romney. Sources tell us that Huntsman believes Romney has the best chance of winning the presidency.

In our opinion Huntsman was the last substantive candidate left in the field otherwise crowded by a train of clowns, including Romney.

It now seems inevitable that Mitt Romney will be the Republican standard bearer in 2012. It also seems inevitable that Romney will lose to President Obama.

Is a 2016 candidacy in the works for Huntsman?

We think so.

J.

A Rick Santorum Sex Scandal? Santorum's Fixations on Gay Sex and Women's Reproductive Systems Exposed! Affairs to Remember? The First "Anthony Weiner" Story of 2012?

2012-01-15T10:22:00.000-08:00

Is GOP-Tea Party Candidate for the Presidency Rick Santorum sexually frustrated? Confused? Obsessed with 'gay sex' and women's reproductive systems?

Bill Maher Unleashes on 'Chelsea Lately' Show

Bill Maher and other political humorist pundits have unveiled a 10+ year history of Rick Santorum's volumes of speeches and comments (fixations?) about this subject matter with certain conclusions leading to questions about Santorum's mental health.

Rick Santorum

Is Rick Santorum Flying Over the Coo-Coos Nest"?

Is there a new diagnosable mental illness forthcoming from the DSMR? "Santorum Sexual-Shame-Frustration Disorder-Type D (Denial)"?

Has Santorum dissed Jesus? Much worse, has he dissed The Pope and the Koch Brothers? And even more worse, Grover Norquist?

Weiner with His Dirty Laundry

Although it seems Rick Santorum, if he has sinned, follows in the footsteps of former President Jimmy Carter who said he has "lusted in his heart, not in deed". This circumstance is similar to last year's Anthony Weiner story. No deeds. Just an obsession with his penis. Likewise, does Santorum obsess about women's reproductive systems and gay sex and is in denial about it?

Mamie Van Doran

This is a breaking story (with 'legs' and other body parts attached to it) with more to come. We understand celebrity attorney Gloria Allred is standing by with perennial Hollywood starlet Mamie Van Doran with 'stories to tell'. The Pope is being treated for chronic projectile vomiting. Pat Robertson is changing his diaper 4 times an hour. Rick Perry is sweaty and panting. And Tim Tebow is 'spanking the monkey' because of these Santorum revelations dissing Jesus, Corporate Christians and Tea Party Republican conservatives.

At the same time, thinking people don't need to worry or even think about a Rick Santorum presidency because he has failed to qualify to be on the primary ballots of several major States. All thinking people need do is to sit back and enjoy Rick Santorum's voyage on 'the good ship lollipop'.

J.

Tim Tebow-Broncos HUMILIATED By TOM BRADY-New England Patriots in Division Playoff! And Jesus? Anyboby Seen Jesus?

2012-01-14T20:47:00.000-08:00

Brady tells Tebow He's Going to Kick Some Serious Jesus Butt

Did Tom Brady kick some Tebow butt tonight or what? Did Tim Tebow go home whimpering and walking with a waddle with an ice pack stuck up his ass tonight? When the Patriots were done with Tebow, he looked like a 'muffin-pretzel'.

In a word, the Broncos were PATHETIC!

And Jesus? Did any one see Jesus tonight? No? Maybe he was in San Francisco today taking care of all those queers as they beat up New Orleans for their division championship.

Tebow Destroyed

Hey Broncos fans and Baby Jesus zealots, Tim seems to be a nice boy. Albeit a boy with limited intelligence and talent. But a nice boy just the same. He doesn't smoke, drink, curse or masturbate. He's a good role model for the Mormon Tabernacle Choir and all that good stuff. But he just isn't 'prime time' or the stuff of champions and probably never will be. How may times did the 'egg muffin' get sacked tonight?

Brady in Command-5 First Half TD's!

Tebow and the Broncos had an 8-8 season. And Brady? 13-3! What was tonight's score again? 45 Patriots-10 Broncos, as we recall.

Tebow was destroyed tonight in what has to be the biggest mismatch in NFL playoff history. You wouldn't put Justin Beiber in the ring with Floyd Mayweather, would you? Well, the equivalent happened tonight.

And so, as we bid a fond farewell to Tim Tebow, for this season anyway, we wish him the very best in his search for a new vocation in his off-season. Maybe some volunteering at Mother Teresa's leper colony? Or maybe he'll be studying the Book of Mormon because "The Lord" wasn't there for him tonight. The Lord works in mysterious ways. A lesson learned by Baby Jesus tonight in the most humiliating of ways.

Brady Quinn

Although Tebow is the poster boy for 'football mediocrity', we must commend the marketing skills of the Broncos front office.

And hey coaching staff, how about elevating Brady Quinn as your starter QB next year. He couldn't have been worse than Tebow was tonight.

And to respond to one celebrated sports pundit, Charles Barkly, about Tim Tebow, the National Nightmare ended tonight!

J.

Italian Cruise Ship Disaster! The Costa Concordia Runs Aground off the Coast of Tuscany! 3 Dead, Scores Unaccounted For! (Photos)

2012-01-14T08:52:00.000-08:00

The Costa Concordia-Photo January 14, 2012

AP and other news outlets are reporting the luxury cruise ship Costa Concordia carrying 4,200 passengers plus crew has run aground off the coast of Tuscany. 3 are confirmed dead and 69 people are unaccounted for.

Preliminary reports provide that yesterday the ship hit rocks tearing a 160-foot gash in it's hull quickly sending torrents of water into it's body and capsizing the vessel.

Now some photos: credit AP and other sources:

Updates to follow.

J.